Spam email of the week
Good Day, Consider my letter as a breakthrough and lets work to actualise it. This letter (not a letter) is a breakthrough in the same way that a picture of a unicorn is a breakthrough. The joke there is that a unicorn, like everything contained in this letter (not a letter) isn’t real. Nevertheless, yes—let’s work to actualize it. The unicorn, I mean. (draws picture of a unicorn) (unicorn jumps off page, winks at me and flies away) There. Awesome. Are we done? I was just leafing through the profiles of some names in the Internet before I came through your Contact information. Seems like a legit way to spend time and an equally legit result. HO HUM WHAT TO DO LET’S LEAF THROUGH SOME PROFILE NAMES ON THE INTERNET JUST GONNA TYPE IN WWW.PROFILENAMES.COM AND LEAF THROUGH MY COMPUTER LIKE PAPER THERE’S A NEAT NAME MAYBE HE WANTS TO EMBARK ON A CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS VENTURE WITH ME I am Mr. Mrs. Stella Marine This is you trying on names: Dr. Phd. Pippy N...