So, Do You Like ... Stuff?

TIME FOR ANOTHER ' DO YOU LIKE FOOD ' MEME GREAT QUESTION [THE "FRIED" IS CAPITALIZED BECAUSE THIS GUY MADE THE CHICKEN] LET'S HEAR IT FROM THE TOP FANS FIRST, THEY'VE WORKED HARD FOR THIS THEY DIDN'T BECOME TOP FANS FOR NOTHING, FOLKS ANY GOOD BOATING PARTY IS JUST OVERFLOWING WITH SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN LOVE TO BE ON A BOAT OUT ON THE BAY, STARING AT A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET WHILE TAKING A HUGE GNARLY BITE OFF A SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN LEG, TOSSING THE DRUMSTICK INTO THE WATER, COUNTING MY BLESSINGS COUSIN'S MOTHER-IN-LAW SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN IS THE BEST SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN AND THE ONLY KIND I'LL TOLERATE ME : /AT THANKSGIVING DINNER (ON A BOAT), SCANNING TABLE FULL OF BUCKETS OF SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN, LOOKING PROUDLY AT FAMILY, BUT GROWING CONFUSED/ WHERE IS MY COUSIN'S MOTHER-IN-LAW WIFE : UGH, FOR THE TENTH TIME WE DID NOT INVITE HER, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL ME : YOU CALL THIS A 'FAM...

OMG WHAT IS THIS THIS SAD-ASS CHICKEN WITH TREMENDOUSLY LARGE FEET ‘BOUT TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME SAD CHICKEN WAS ALWAYS PLEASING OTHERS THE GEORGE BAILEY OF CHICKENS ALL OF YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS TOOK SAD CHICKEN’S SELFLESSNESS FOR GRANTED SO GOOD LUCK GETTING BY WITHOUT SAD CHICKEN’S HELP SAD CHICKEN TRYIN’ TO TAKE CARE OF SAD CHICKEN, NA MEAN COZ THAT’S THE DEAL COZ IS HOW CHICKENS SAY CAUSE - IT’S THE ONLY SLANG THEY KNOW GIVE THEM A BREAK THEY’RE CHICKENS WHO OUT THERE CAN RELATE TO SAD CHICKEN YES WE ALL WANT TO GO PLACE ALL THESE YEARS DEE HELPED OTHER PEOPLE WEAR DRESSES BUT NOW IT’S HER TURN DAMMIT ALL THANKS TO INSPIRATIONAL SAD CHICKEN I SMELL A SEQUEL SAD CHICKEN LEAVES TOWN PART II: DEE’S NEW DRESS FIVE LIKES BTW SAY WORD DIDN’T REALIZE THIS MEME WAS A PSALM VERSE TO FINALLY GO BACK AND GET MY SECOND-GRADE ENGLISH DEGREE DAMMIT CARL THIS IS NOT A TIME TO JOKE ...