Spam email of the week
Subject: Urgent Respond, No. 1: "Respond" doesn't require a capital letter. No. 2: No need for a comma there. The presence of a comma in this instance may not appear like much, but as someone who writes for living I can assure you the comma is insane . This email is from a crazy person. No. 3: "Respond" should be "response." No. 4: Even if the above items were remedied, the subject header "Urgent response" makes zero sense. Is this email an urgent response or does this email require an urgent response from me? If the former - I never sent you an email so you are a sneaky jerkface liar. If the latter - chill the freak out, jerkface. Don't be telling me that something is urgently required of me before I have even read the email. I have enough stress in my life, okay? Hello Am Mr Perry Johnson . No. 1: "Hello" could have used a comma. Your misuse of commas is rampant and disturbing. No. 2: "Am Mr Perry Johnson" ...