Nextdoor posts of the week

"BROAD CERTIFIED" IN A POST SEEKING AN OBGYN IS THE GREATEST TYPO THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED

IT'S ALMOST ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU OVERLOOK THE OVERALL WTF-NESS

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL GREAT MEDICAL SUCCESS STORIES START WITH NEXTDOOR

" ... AND THAT'S HOW MILLIE WAS BORN AND ALSO HOW MY LIFE WAS SAVED"

"WOW WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH AN EXCELLENT DOCTOR"

"REMEMBER THAT WEBSITE I TOLD YOU ABOUT WHERE I FOUND THE KNOCKOFF FINGERLINGS MONKEY ..."

"NOT SURE IF THIS MONKEY YOU PUT ON YOUR FINGER IS EVEN REAL SO LET'S START THE BIDDING AT $10"

TWO YEARS LATER

"I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU- THIS FINGERLINGS MONKEY I PURCHASED ON NEXTDOOR IN 2018 TURNED OUT TO BE INAUTHENTIC"

BBB: HOW DID YOU DISCOVER IT WAS A FAKE

"I PLACED IT ON MY PENIS AS A JOKE AND IT RUPTURED"

BBB: THE MONKEY OR YOUR PENIS

"BOTH"

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHITTER'S FULL

THE SKEPTICISM KILLS ME

"LISTEN I'VE BEEN BURNED BY SEASONAL TOILET CLEANERS POST-SURGERY BEFORE, SO PLEASE ONLY RECOMMEND SOMEONE YOU KNOW PERSONALLY"

WHOEVER HAD "BATHROOMS" "HOLIDAYS" AND "SHOULDER SURGERY" ON THEIR NEXTDOOR BINGO SHEET IS TODAY'S BIG WINNER

[GAME SHOW HOST VOICE] AND WHAT DID THEY WIN

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