Internet stuff of the week

ENJOYING THIS STOCK PHOTO OF A WOMAN KNITTING "F*** YOU, BARBARA" INTO AN AFGHAN

THIS IS A PARODY OF A BUZZFEED HEADLINE RIGHT

KUDOS TO THEDAY TRADINGROOM-- NAILED IT

20 THINGS IS SO MANY THINGS TO IDENTIFY AS SPECIFICALLY RELATING TO ONE BREED OF CAT BUT OK

ALSO AT FIRST I THOUGHT COON CAT WAS THE BREED AND THIS WAS TARGETED ONLY AT PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MAINE *AND* OWN COON CATS, WHICH IS ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE ABSURD

ANYWAY

WAS WONDERING IF ANY MORE PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES ARE LIVING IN GORGEOUS HOUSES WITH THEIR PARTNERS

COOL

THIS IS A GOOD ADVERTISEMENT FOR CASH ROADSTER

AFTER SEEING THIS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT CASH ROADSTER, AND ALSO ABOUT TROY POLAMALU AND HIS BABY PARTNER

CAN'T IMAGINE A BETTER ADVERTISEMENT FOR CASH ROADSTER TBH

I STAND CORRECTED

I THOROUGHLY ENJOY THE FALSE PREMISE OF THESE TEASER LINKS

TEASER LINK: WHAT ARE YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF THE UNDERTAKER'S SON

ME: UH NONE. WAIT WHAT

TEASER LINK: WELL HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU

REAL QUICK THO-- HOW ABOUT SAJAK? HE STILL DOIN' HIS THING

WORD

KEEP DOIN' YOUR THING, SAJAK

AND KEEP DOIN' YOUR THING, PATRIOTIC SANTA CLAUS

MAGA SANTA

REFUSES TO DELIVER TOYS TO "SH*THOLE" COUNTRIES

"HOW MANY PATRIOTIC ITEMS DO YOU THINK I CAN HOLD IN MY ARMS WHILE STILL BEING DISTINGUISHABLE AS SANTA CLAUS?" - PATRIOTIC SANTA CLAUS, LITERALLY TRIPPING OVER 12-FOOT-LONG, FLAG-THEMED RIBBONS AND FALLING OFF THE ROOF

COULD DO WITHOUT THE UPSKIRT SHOT WHICH IS DISORIENTING QUITE FRANKLY

THAT SAID $6.85 FINAL OFFER

I NEED PATRIOTIC SANTA CLAUS SO I CAN KEEP IT MOVING FOR THE TROOPS

WHAT