Nextdoor posts of the week
I HAVE TWO QUESTIONS
1) HOW HAVE YOU RESISTED THE URGE TO WEAR THAT
2) HOW WILL MY FRIENDS KNOW IT'S GUCCI
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY FRANK
SUBJECT: POOL LINER REPLACED
DID YOUR POOL LINER GET REPLACED OR DO YOU NEED YOUR POOL LINER TO BE REPLACED
MAYBE THE MESSAGE WILL SHED SOME LIGHT
IF YOU NEED A POOL LINER
OK GOT IT, LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD YOUR POOL LINER REPLACED SO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA ONE
BECAUSE BUYING SOMEONE'S OLD POOL LINER THAT THEY HAD TO HAVE REPLACED SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT WAY TO SAVE A FEW BUCKS
"I SPENT $40,000 ON THIS NEW POOL BUT I GOT A DISCOUNT LINER FROM FRANK, YOU CAN HARDLY NOTICE THE RIPS" IS WHAT I WILL PROUDLY SAY TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS AS THEY SCRATCH THEMSELVES ON THE LINER THAT IS STRETCHED ACROSS THE POOL LIKE A GARBAGE BAG THAT DOESN'T FIT A GARBAGE CAN
WE CAN GET A GOOD PRICE
WHO IS "WE"
YOU AND ME, YOU AND YOUR WIFE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
FOR MORE THEN TWO THAT I HAVE NOW
ARE WE EMBARKING ON A POOL LINER BUSINESS VENTURE OR ARE YOU TRYING TO PAWN OFF YOUR OLD POOL LINER, I HAVE NO IDEA
THIS MESSAGE IS SO ALL OVER THE PLACE I'M NOT EVEN 100% SURE "THEN" IS A TYPO
I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS BUT LET'S GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY FIRST: LISA NEEDS BRACES ... DENTAL PLAN
MOVING ON
ROBERT: DON'T WORRY HONEY I'M GONNA FIND YOU THE BEST DENTIST ONCE I LOG INTO NEXTDOOR
DAUGHTER: DADDY AREN'T THERE BETTER RESOURCES FOR DENTAL PROV-
ROBERT: PLEASE BE QUIET WHEN I'M TYPING. HOW DOES THIS FIRST DRAFT SOUND: HELLO NEIGHBORS, WHO TAKES MY DENTAL INSURANCE
I WAS IN A BAND IN HIGH SCHOOL CALLED HORIZON YOUNG GRINS
HYG FOR SHORT, YOU COULD FIND US IN THE CLUBS
I NEED A BBQ PROPANE GAS TANK
"DO YOU MEAN A PROPANE GAS TANK"
I MEAN A BBQ ONE FOR MY BBQ GRILL
"AH I SEE SO A PROPANE GAS TANK"
A BBQ ONE
"SO JUST TO BE CLEAR, NOT AN INDUSTRIAL-SIZE PROPANE TANK FOR YOUR BACKYARD MANUFACTURING OPERATION"
A BBQ ONE, BUT ALSO USED
"WE ONLY HAVE NEW BBQ PROPANE TANKS ALTHOUGH ONE *IS* SPLATTERED WITH BBQ SAUCE"
DAMMIT FORGET IT, GONNA TRY MY LUCK ON NEXTDOOR
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