Nextdoor posts of the week

*MIGHT*

STILL THINKING ABOUT IT

CAN'T STOP ENVISIONING A SCENARIO WHERE ED'S COUSIN FRANK HAS BEEN PLAYING GUITAR FOR LIKE 15 YEARS AND HE SHOWS UP TO ED'S FAMILY PARTY AND SEES A HIRED GUITAR PLAYER AND IS LIKE "WTF ED, I EASILY COULD HAVE BROUGHT SHEILA"

(SHEILA IS FRANK'S GUITAR'S NAME)

AND ED IS LIKE "YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD FRANK BUT YOU'RE NOT SWEET ENOUGH FOR THIS PARTY"

ANYWAY THESE ARE THE THINGS I THINK ABOUT

ED HAS THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORE AND NOT ONLY DOES HE DEFINITELY WANT A SWEET GUITAR PLAYER, HE WOULD PREFER *MULTIPLE* SWEET GUITAR PLAYERS

"PLAYING IN HARMONY" AS OPPOSED TO TWO HIRED GUITAR PLAYERS RECRUITED ON THE INTERNET PLAYING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SONGS AT THE FAMILY GATHERING

SWEET BABY JAMES VERSUS SEX AND CANDY ... GO!

BTW ED IS THE SAME ED IN SEARCH OF A BBQ PROPANE TANK

ALSO:

PRETTY CLEAR BY NOW THAT ED HAS BEEN PLACED IN CHARGE OF PLANNING THE ANNUAL FAMILY GATHERING, WHICH HE HOPES WILL BE A BEACH SIDE CLAM BAKE FEATURING MULTIPLE SWEET GUITAR PLAYERS PLAYING IN HARMONY AND ALSO A PROPANE BBQ GRILL

AND TO BE HONEST I AIN'T MAD AT THAT WHOLE CONCEPT

BUT THIS IS SUCH A SPECIFIC REQUEST

PICTURING A GUY WHO IS LIKE "ARGH, HOW I AM GOING TO GET MY LATE AUTUMN BEACH SIDE CLAM BAKE BUSINESS OFF THE GROUND"

AND HIS WIFE IS ON NEXTDOOR LIKE, "HONEY, COME HERE-- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS"

ANYWAY THESE ARE THE THINGS I THINK ABOUT