Nextdoor post of the week

LOT TO TAKE IN HERE

SO LET'S BREAK THIS BABY DOWN

We built a raised garden bed and had cleared the ground in front of it with anticipation of putting a nice edger around the garden with river rock.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RAISED GARDEN BED

ASSUMING THOSE PLANS WORKED OUT FINE

The weather this week killed me and I am running out of time to finish it because I travel a lot for work and took off this week.

YOU TOOK OFF WORK TO FINISH YOUR GARDEN?

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING OUT OF TIME

IS THIS LIKE THE MOVIE SPEED WHERE IF YOU DON'T FINISH YOUR GARDEN IN 55 HOURS A BUS FULL OF PEOPLE WILL EXPLODE

"BOSS I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY TRAVEL SCHEDULE ... YES IT'S ABOUT THE GARDEN AGAIN ... LISTEN I JUST NEVER HAD A GARDEN GROWING UP AND THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME"

Anyone handy, in the gardening space?

TO BE CLEAR YOU'RE *NOT* ASKING IF ANYONE IS HANDY WHEN IT COMES TO ATTIC INSULATION?

Need help getting the supplies from the home ore as well.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW SUPPLIES FROM AN ORE EITHER

ANYONE HANDY, IN THE SHOPPING FOR CONSUMER GOODS SPACE?

Let me know before I pick up a day laborer in Lakewood.

THIS IS UNNECESSARY

NEVER PUT THE CART BEFORE THE HORSE

OR AS THE MORE POPULAR SAYING GOES, NEVER PICK UP AN IMMIGRANT WORKER IN LAKEWOOD BEFORE GETTING A COMMITMENT FOR GARDEN HELP FROM AN ONLINE STRANGER

ALTHOUGH PICTURING RON JUMPING THE GUN HERE IS LOL

RON: (GETS HOME FROM LAKEWOOD WITH DAY LABORER; LOOKS AROUND AND SEES NO ONE FROM THE NEXTDOOR WEBSITE HAS DROPPED BY TO HELP HIM WITH HIS GARDEN) DAMMIT

JOSE: QUE?

RON: ARE YOU A GOOD SHOPPER? FORGET IT-- LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL OUT OF WORK TOMORROW TOO