Internet stuff of the week

HATE TO NITPICK BUT PRETTY SURE IT'S NORTH CHAROLINE

OK SURE

"SCIENTISTS"

"OH WHAT DO I FOR A LIVING, WELL I'M A ROSEMARY SCIENTIST CURRENTLY CONDUCTING A COMPREHENSIVE RESEARCH STUDY, HOPING TO PUBLISH MY RESULTS IN A MEME IN TWO TO THREE YEARS"

I DID NOT SHARE THIS BECAUSE IF MY MEMORY IS 75 PERCENT BETTER THAN ALL YA'LLS I WILL HAVE A SIZABLE ADVANTAGE WHEN THE ALIENS TAKE OVER

(BTW I AM NOT MAKING THE "ROSEMARY IS A WOMAN" JOKE BUT NOT BECAUSE I DON'T THINK IT'S KIND OF FUNNY)

((TRIPLE NEGATIVE, SON))

EXCLAMATION POINT!

TONE: NAILED IT

AGAIN, HATE TO NITPICK BUT THIS IS FILED UNDER "TV" INSTEAD OF "RAPE"

WHAT

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

BECAUSE ICE-T'S CHARACTER AARON GRIFFIN WAS TOTALLY LOCKABLE IN 'GEARS OF WAR 3'

HONESTLY EVERYTHING AFTER 'GEARS OF WAR 2' JUST DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME

I MEAN, I'LL PLAY IT BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME

"GRANDPA, IS IT TRUE THAT ICE-T'S CHARACTER AARON GRIFFIN WAS UNLOCKABLE IN 'GEARS OF WAR 4' A.K.A. GET GRIFFIN?" - MY GRANDCHILDREN

"GATHER 'ROUND YOUNG'INS ... NOW YOU MIGHT THINK 'GEARS OF WAR 861' IS EXCITING, BUT IN BIBLICAL TIMES OLD SCHOOL RAPPERS WOULD OFTEN FORM THE BASIS FOR THESE CHARACTERS, WHICH WAS IN MY OPINION EVEN MORE THRILLING. WHICH BRINGS ME TO YOUR QUESTION. NOW IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE 'UNLOCKABLE' ... "

TALK ABOUT TIMING, JUST YESTERDAY I WAS SAYING TO MY WIFE "I WISH I COULD FIND AN OLD DIRTY BATHTUB TO EITHER FILL WITH RELISH OR HOLD DEAR TO MY HEART"

COUPLE QUESTIONS THO

WHAT CURB

CAN I RELISH THE CHAIR TOO OR NAH

IMAGINING DAVID'S RESPONSES:

"MY CURB, DUH"

"THE CHAIR IS NOT FOR RELISHING, THAT IS WHERE WE SIT ON NICE DAYS, AND THERE'S NOTHING I REPLENISH MORE THAN WATCHING MY CHILDREN PLAY ON A NICE DAY"