Facebook meme of the week

CAN'T ARGUE WITH SCIENCE

SCIENTIST LOOKING AT BLUE EYES THROUGH MICROSCOPE: WELL I'LL BE DAMNED-- THIS MOLECULAR STRUCTURE STRONGLY SUGGESTS AN UNUSUAL CAPACITY FOR PRETENDING TO BE HAPPY DURING HARD TIMES

SCIENTIST'S ASSISTANT: WOW IF WE'RE GOING TO PUBLISH THESE RESULTS WE'RE GOING TO NEED THE PERFECT SPOKESPERSON

SCIENTIST: DID YOU SAY SPOKESDUCK BECAUSE I'M TEN STEPS AHEAD OF YOU

BUT HOLD UP FAM

OH HELL NAW

I WILL ONLY VALUE WHAT MY FELLOW BLUE EYERS HAVE TO SAY

HIT ME OFF FAM

BLUED-EYED MURRAY BRIGHT HERE CHECKING IN ON THIS BLUE EYES MEME, SURNAME IS AS BRIGHT AS MY BLUE EYES, I USED TO BE YOUNG BUT NOW I AM OLD, PLEASE WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEXT MONTH WHEN YOU SEE ME ON THE MEME COMMENTING CIRCUIT, THIS HAS BEEN BLUE-EYED MURRAY BRIGHT HERE, ONCE CHECKING IN, NOW CHECKING OUT, BUT NOT BEFORE WISHING YOU A DAY AS BRIGHT AS ME AND MY BLUE EYES, I LOVE CATS

STARTING OFF YOUR COMMENT "WHAT'S *MORE* INTERESTING" ON A DONALD DUCK EYES MEME THAT WAS NEVER INTERESTING TO BEGIN WITH, AND THEN FOLLOWING IT UP BY DROPPING MAD #SCIENCE AND #HISTORY LESSONS IS MY SH*T

"BLUE-EYED MONSTER" SOUNDS LIKE A EUPHEMISM FOR THE SCHLONGS OF THE GUYS IN BLUE MAN GROUP

ALSO: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXPLAIN IT TO ME IN ENGLISH

ALSO: "DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR" WHEN REFERRING TO A DONALD DUCK MEME ABOUT EYE COLOR IS SOUND AND WORTHWHILE ADVICE

THANK YOU

WHAT

SHE NEVER PAID MATCH ATTENTION

"WHO YOU CALLIN' 'LITTLE MAN,' B*TCH? STAY WOKE." - DONALD DUCK

SORRY BUNI HESS BUT THIS DONALD DUCK MEME IS INDEED TRUE OF LITERALLY EVERYONE WITH BLUE EYES AND IS BACKED BY SCIENCE

THE CHEATERS YOU ENCOUNTERED THEREFORE WERE EITHER JUSTIFIED IN THEIR BEHAVIOR OR HAD ARTIFICIAL EYE COLOR

DAMMIT MARIA STAY IN YOUR LANE

ALSO, FINE-- HERE

CONGRATULATIONS CAROL

TAKING SELFIE PROFILE PICS WITH THE FLASH OFF IS, UNFORTUNATELY, NOT A CHARACTERISTIC OF BLUE-EYED HUMANS

BUT YOU ARE CERTAINLY HARD TO FORGET, SO THERE IS THAT

LOL CLAIRE

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