Nextdoor post of the week

TAG THIS UNDER "UPSET ABOUT ICE MELT SOLUTION"

FIORE IS THROWING BOWS ON HOWELL TOWNSHIP

LET US START A DIALOGUE ON THIS ISSUE

PREVENTATIVE ICE MELT SOLUTIONS ARE INDICATIVE OF WHERE WE ARE AS A SOCIETY DAMMIT

"MOST ACCIDENTS ARE CAUSED BY NOT AN ACCIDENT AT ALL"

FIORE THE FILOSOPHER

I WOULD BET ANYTHING THAT FIORE IS THE LEAST SENSIBLE DRIVER

I'M PICTURING HIM DRIVING IN INCLEMENT WEATHER ON UN-PREPPED ROADS AND FISHTAILING OUT WILDLY BECAUSE HE TOOK HIS HANDS OFF THE STEERING WHEEL TO SHAKE HIS FIST AT A STORE SIGN THAT READS "CLOSED MONDAYS"

FIORE: /HOBBLING AWAY FROM VEHICLE WHICH IS WEDGED IN THE ENTRANCE OF A TEXAS ROADHOUSE/

OFFICER: AND WHAT CAUSED THE ACCIDENT SIR

FIORE: THIS ACCIDENT WAS CAUSED BY NOT AN ACCIDENT!

OFFICER: /WRITES DOWN "CAUSE: DRIVER" IN NOTEPAD/