Nextdoor post of the week

CHECKING IN TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS SMELLING GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

OH NO

POO SMELL ALERT

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SO FAR WE HAVE RULED OUT CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS

POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES:

• CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS

ANY OTHER POSSIBILITIES

THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT MARTHA

POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES:

• CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS
• THERE IS NO POO SMELL

THE POO SMELL COULD BE POO

J/K THOUGH (?)

THIS IS CLEARLY A CASE OF KEITH HAVING AN AGENDA BUT HE'S ADDED MORE TO THE CONVERSATION THAN MARTHA SO WE'LL ALLOW IT

POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES:

• CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS
• THERE IS NO POO SMELL
• POO

YES, BROCCOLI IS LIKE POO

POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES:

• CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS
• THERE IS NO POO SMELL
• POO
• BROCCOLI

FERTILIZER FROM THE ADJACENT FARM? SEEMS PRETTY FAR FETCHED

ALSO HE'S NOT 100% SURE WHICH MAKES ME SKEPTICAL

IT'S LIKE, WHY AREN'T YOU 100% SURE ABOUT THE THING WE'RE ALL SPECULATING ABOUT, DAVID? PFFT

BY THE WAY I DID NOT ERASE THE LAST NAME BECAUSE THE NAME IS DAVID GOLIATH AND I'M GUESSING THAT'S NOT REAL

NOT 100% SURE

POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES:

• CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS
• THERE IS NO POO SMELL
• POO
• BROCCOLI
• FERTILIZER (UNFOUNDED)

GOOD POINT, I ALWAYS BLAME BAD SMELLS ON CHEMICALS

ME, DRIVING: 

WIFE: EWW WHAT'S THAT SMELL

ME: HMMM, SMELLS LIKE IT'S COMING FROM OUTSIDE, DEFINITELY CHEMICALS

WIFE: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, WHAT CHEMICALS

ME: THE KIND THAT SMELL BAD ... YA' KNOW, SULFATE, CHLUR ... RIDE? PHOSPHOROUS?

WIFE: I KNOW YOU FARTED

ME: I FARTED

POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES:

• CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS
• THERE IS NO POO SMELL
• POO
• BROCCOLI
• FERTILIZER (UNFOUNDED)
• CHEMICALS
• ROTTING VEGETABLES

OK THIS IS WHERE I'LL HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF GRILLED CHEESE ARE YOU MAKING BUDDY

POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES:

• CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS
• THERE IS NO POO SMELL
• POO
• BROCCOLI
• FERTILIZER (UNFOUNDED)
• CHEMICALS
• ROTTING VEGETABLES
• BURNT GRILLED CHEESE

WELP, WE MIGHT NOT KNOW THE ANSWER YET, BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING: IF THERE'S A SMELL TO BE INVESTIGATED, THE FOLKS ON NEXTDOOR WILL "MURDER SHE WROTE" THAT SHIZZ:

I'LL KEEP YOU ALL UPDATED ON ANY NEW SMELL DEVELOPMENTS

(I WON'T)