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TAG THIS UNDER "UPSET ABOUT ICE MELT SOLUTION" FIORE IS THROWING BOWS ON HOWELL TOWNSHIP LET US START A DIALOGUE ON THIS ISSUE PREVENTATIVE ICE MELT SOLUTIONS ARE INDICATIVE OF WHERE WE ARE AS A SOCIETY DAMMIT "MOST ACCIDENTS ARE CAUSED BY NOT AN ACCIDENT AT ALL" FIORE THE FILOSOPHER I WOULD BET ANYTHING THAT FIORE IS THE LEAST SENSIBLE DRIVER I'M PICTURING HIM DRIVING IN INCLEMENT WEATHER ON UN-PREPPED ROADS AND FISHTAILING OUT WILDLY BECAUSE HE TOOK HIS HANDS OFF THE STEERING WHEEL TO SHAKE HIS FIST AT A STORE SIGN THAT READS "CLOSED MONDAYS" FIORE: /HOBBLING AWAY FROM VEHICLE WHICH IS WEDGED IN THE ENTRANCE OF A TEXAS ROADHOUSE/ OFFICER : AND WHAT CAUSED THE ACCIDENT SIR FIORE : THIS ACCIDENT WAS CAUSED BY NOT AN ACCIDENT! OFFICER : /WRITES DOWN "CAUSE: DRIVER" IN NOTEPAD/ HMMM I WONDER WHAT FIORE THINKS OF THESE TWO COMMENTS FIORE IS FINISHED! WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE TO FIORE FIORE IS NOT FI...

"What should we title our article about Todd Frazier maybe leaving town for Texas?" "How about: 'Is Todd Frazier Leaving Town for Texas?'" "Perfect. What about a subhead?" "Hmmm, try this: 'Is Todd Frazier Leaving Town for Texas?'" "Wow, this is great. So far I have: 'Is Todd Frazier Leaving Town for Texas?: Is Todd Frazier Leaving Town for Texas?'" "Love it." "Now, when we tweet this article out, how should I describe what the article is about?" "Are we still talking about the article about Todd Frazier leaving town for Texas?" "Yes." "Try this: 'Is Ocean Counties very own Todd Frazier leaving town for Texas?'" "Beautiful. By inserting 'Ocean Counties' in there you've really avoided any redundancy. Oh- should I spell 'Counties' as plural instead of possessive?" "Of course. Here's why. There a...

CHECKING IN TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS SMELLING GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OH NO POO SMELL ALERT 💩📡💩📡 SO FAR WE HAVE RULED OUT CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES : CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS ANY OTHER POSSIBILITIES THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT MARTHA POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES : CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS THERE IS NO POO SMELL THE POO SMELL COULD BE POO J/K THOUGH (?) THIS IS CLEARLY A CASE OF KEITH HAVING AN AGENDA BUT HE'S ADDED MORE TO THE CONVERSATION THAN MARTHA SO WE'LL ALLOW IT POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES : CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS THERE IS NO POO SMELL POO YES, BROCCOLI IS LIKE POO POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES : CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS THERE IS NO POO SMELL POO BROCCOLI FERTILIZER FROM THE ADJACENT FARM? SEEMS PRETTY FAR FETCHED ALSO HE'S NOT 100% SURE WHICH MAKES ME SKEPTICAL IT'S LIKE, WHY AREN'T YOU 100% SURE ABOUT ...