Teaser links of the week

COO

BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT THE DECISION IN THE HEADLIN

THAT'S CALLED BURYING THE LED

FINALLY

YOU CAN FIND ME AT THE PIE SHOP
EATIN' MAD PIES SON
WHATCHU THINK THIS IS IHOP
NAH FAM, LET'S GET OUR PIE ON

FROM THE TRACK "YOU CAN FIND ME AT THE PIE SHOP"

A PIE SHOP IS A THING

PFFT IT'S SO EASY TO BAFFLE CHIROPRACTORS

IN THEIR DEFENSE HOWEVER I AM *ALSO* BAFFLED AS TO WHY THEY GAVE STRETCHING LADY THOSE STRETCH ARMSTRONG-ASS ARMS

WHATEVER, I SUPPOSE THE POINT IS THAT SHE FINALLY FOUND THE SIMPLE STRETCH TO SOLVE ALL THE BACK PAIN

SO THAT'S OVER

SUCKS FOR CHIROPRACTORS BUT HEY AT LEAST THEY STILL HAVE NECKS

I MEAN C'MON

CHIROPRACTORS: [STUNNED] FOILED BY NECKRELAX.COM AGAIN, OUR CAREERS ARE WORTHLESS

THAT DEVICE LOOKS GOOD AND SAFE AND EASY TO USE AND LIKE IT DOESN'T HURT AT ALL AND I'M 90 PERCENT SURE THAT WOMAN IS ALIVE

IMAGINE A CHIROPRACTOR WAS IN THE AUDIENCE

TALK ABOUT A BAD WEEK OF NOT KNOWING WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

AS FOR ME, I LIKE MY PREDICTIONS THE WAY I LIKE MY COFFEE: STARTLING AND MADE BY DOUG CASEY

THIS GUY IS NO DOUG CASEY, SMH

QUITE FRANKLY HE'S NO DICK NICHOLS EITHER

THIS SHOWED UP ON MY FACEBOOK FEED YESTERDAY

NO IDEA

BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE COMMA-LESS "CONTACT ME DICK NICHOLS" ALL DAY FOR SOME REASON

AND SAYING IT LIKE HE'S THE LUCKY CHARMS LEPRECHAUN

ALSO BEEN ADDING "G-- DAMMIT" TO THE END OF "LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF!"

JUST HAVING SOME FUN WITH DICK NICHOLS, IS ALL

TRY IT