Facebook meme of the week

WILD HORSES COULDN'T STOP ME FROM TYPING "YES"

"THIS PICTURE OF A COWBOY IN AN OVERCOAT WALKING BETWEEN A HORSE AND A SMALLER COWBOY HAS REMINDED ME THAT NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE GOING TO CHURCH THESE DAYS"

MAKES SENSE

NOT TO BE A HORSE'S ASS BUT: *FEWER* BELIEVERS

ALSO: COMMAS CANNOT BE ELLIPSES

ALSO: WHAT

ELIZABETH WRIGHT IS THE FIRST KNOWN "PERSON" TO HAVE HER FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED AFTER READING FACEBOOK COMMENTS

ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING THINGS ABOUT OLDER FOLKS IS HOW THEY'RE ABLE TO ACCIDENTALLY ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHEN FUMBLING THEIR WAY THROUGH TECHNOLOGY, SUCH AS MANAGING TO INSERT A COMMA BELOW A "K" ON A FACEBOOK COMMENT

YOU COULD GIVE ME A MONTH TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THAT AND I WOULD FAIL

OTHER THAN THAT THOUGH THIS COMMENT IS PERFECT AND USES PREPOSITIONS WELL AND IS NOT MISSING ANY WORDS AND IS NOT SEEMINGLY TARGETED AT NO ONE IN PARTICULAR AND HAS STRICTLY ADHERED TO THE INSTRUCTIONS TO "TYPE 'YES'" AND WAS GENERALLY WELL WORTH WRITING IN RESPONSE TO A HORSE BUTT MEME AND HAS MADE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE TO "TYPE 'YES'"

NOPE

I MEAN C'MON

WE CAN DO WHAT

SEEING THIS HORSE BUTT MEME GOT CLARA WOLFCALE LIKE:

ANYWAY, CAN SOMEONE OFFER A GOOD PRAYER TO GO WITH THIS BLESSINGS MEME

THAT'S ALRIGHT I GUESS

BUT HOW ABOUT:

KEEP ME STRONG WILLING AND ABLE
SHOULD MY HORSE DEPART THE STABLE
AND WITHDRAW ME FROM THE PULL OF LUCIFER
BY SHOWERING ME WITH QUOTES FROM CATHERINE PULSIFER
AND BLESSINGS, MAY THEY ALWAYS BE
A REMINDER OF YOUR LOVE FOR ME
AND SEND THEM DOWN AS FACEBOOK DECREE
AND I'LL TYPE "YES" CAUSE I AGREE

THANKFUL THANKFUL AMEN AMEN