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"BROAD CERTIFIED" IN A POST SEEKING AN OBGYN IS THE GREATEST TYPO THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED IT'S ALMOST ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU OVERLOOK THE OVERALL WTF-NESS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL GREAT MEDICAL SUCCESS STORIES START WITH NEXTDOOR " ... AND THAT'S HOW MILLIE WAS BORN AND ALSO HOW MY LIFE WAS SAVED" "WOW WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH AN EXCELLENT DOCTOR" "REMEMBER THAT WEBSITE I TOLD YOU ABOUT WHERE I FOUND THE KNOCKOFF FINGERLINGS MONKEY ..." "NOT SURE IF THIS MONKEY YOU PUT ON YOUR FINGER IS EVEN REAL SO LET'S START THE BIDDING AT $10" TWO YEARS LATER "I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU- THIS FINGERLINGS MONKEY I PURCHASED ON NEXTDOOR IN 2018 TURNED OUT TO BE INAUTHENTIC" BBB : HOW DID YOU DISCOVER IT WAS A FAKE "I PLACED IT ON MY PENIS AS A JOKE AND IT RUPTURED" BBB : THE MONKEY OR YOUR PENIS "BOTH" MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHITTER...

ENJOYING THIS STOCK PHOTO OF A WOMAN KNITTING "F*** YOU, BARBARA" INTO AN AFGHAN THIS IS A PARODY OF A BUZZFEED HEADLINE RIGHT KUDOS TO THEDAY TRADINGROOM-- NAILED IT 20 THINGS IS SO MANY THINGS TO IDENTIFY AS SPECIFICALLY RELATING TO ONE BREED OF CAT BUT OK ALSO AT FIRST I THOUGHT COON CAT WAS THE BREED AND THIS WAS TARGETED ONLY AT PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MAINE *AND* OWN COON CATS, WHICH IS ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE ABSURD ANYWAY WAS WONDERING IF ANY MORE PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES ARE LIVING IN GORGEOUS HOUSES WITH THEIR PARTNERS COOL THIS IS A GOOD ADVERTISEMENT FOR CASH ROADSTER AFTER SEEING THIS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT CASH ROADSTER, AND ALSO ABOUT TROY POLAMALU AND HIS BABY PARTNER CAN'T IMAGINE A BETTER ADVERTISEMENT FOR CASH ROADSTER TBH I STAND CORRECTED I THOROUGHLY ENJOY THE FALSE PREMISE OF THESE TEASER LINKS TEASER LINK : WHAT ARE YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF THE UNDERTAKER'S SON ME : UH NONE. WAIT WHAT TEASER LINK...