Teaser links of the week

HARD TO BELIEVE A SITE CALLED GRADUATEZ HAS A TYPO IN A TEASER LINK AD

OTHER THAN THAT THO EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE AND IS REAL

I HAVE NOT BEEN FISHING IN LIKE 15 YEARS BUT I WANT TO GO AGAIN JUST SO I CAN TAKE PICTURES AND CREATE A GOOGLE PHOTO ALBUM WITH THIS TITLE

OBSERVATIONS:

WHAT
THAT IS ONE HELLUVA FOOT
THAT IS ONE HELLUVA DOCTOR
WHY IS THE DOCTOR SO HAPPY ABOUT THE PAINFUL FOOT CRACKS
WHO KNEW THAT PAINFUL FOOT CRACKS COULD BE SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT- USUALLY PAIN MEANS EVERYTHING IS OK
WOULD HAVE GONE WITH "THESE PICTURES WAS TAKEN JUST A SECOND BEFORE HAVING PAINFUL FOOT CRACKS STOPPED BEING FUN"

AS SOMEONE WHO HAS SPENT A LIFETIME SCOURING BARNS FOR RARE AND INCREDIBLE FINDS, I FEEL BAD FOR THE PERSON WHO HAD TO WHITTLE THIS DOWN TO 50

I TYPED THAT VERY SENTENCE FROM A DOPE WORD PROCESSOR I FOUND TUCKED IN THE CORNER OF A HORSE STABLE IN '97

IT WAS COVERED IN HORSE POOP BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

ANYWAY JUDGING BY THIS PICTURE, YEAH MOTOR HAS EXPANDED THE DEFINITION OF BARN TO INCLUDE ANY HORRIBLY DILAPIDATED PROPERTY

BACK IN MY DAY A BARN WAS A BARN, JUST SAYIN

/GUY FROM TRAIN VOICE/ MEET VIRGINIA

STILL WOULD GO WITH THIS GUY > KAVANAUGH

PURPLE CLOVER: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUSAN SARANDON, HERE ARE FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT SUSAN SARANDON

SUSAN SARANDON: BUT I AM SUSAN SARANDON

PURPLE CLOVER: LOL DID YOU KNOW THAT SUSAN SARANDON IS THE OLDEST OF NINE KIDS

SUSAN SARANDON: YES

PURPLE CLOVER: THAT ONE WAS EASY, DID YOU KNOW THAT UH ... /FLIPPING THROUGH NOTES/ ... SUSAN SARANDON WAS UH ... INCREDIBLY ACTIVE IN HIGH SCHOOL

SUSAN SARANDON: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

PURPLE CLOVER: THIS HAS BEEN FUN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SUSAN SARANDON!