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ME : /AIMLESSLY WANDERING INTERNET/  I WONDER IF OLD PEOPLE CAN DO COOL EXERCISES THIS FIX LOOKS NEITHER SIMPLE NOR RELATED TO CONSTANT FATIGUE BUT OK GUNDRY MD FEELS LIKE EVERY GUNDRY MD-SPONSORED TEASER FEATURES A PICTURE OF AN OLD PERSON CONTORTING HIMSELF NO MATTER WHAT THE HEADLINE IS "SQUIRRELS MORE RABID THAN LAST YEAR CLAIM TREATMENT EXPERTS" /PICTURE OF MAN IN PRETZEL POSITION SUCKING HIS OWN BIG TOE/ ANYWAY, LOVE HOW 'PUBLISHES RESULTS' IS TRYING TO LEND LEGITIMACY TO SOMETHING CALLED 'ENERGY COCKTAIL' AND THIS PHOTO "SUBJECT A (ME) CONSUMED ENERGY COCKTAIL AGAIN ON DAY THREE, IMMEDIATELY FELT URGE TO PERFORM CIRCUS TRICKS NEAR CENTRAL PARK; SUBJECT A (ME) BOTH POOPED AND SPLIT PANTS DURING THIS EXERCISE; WILL RETURN TO THE LAB FOR ADDITIONAL FINDINGS" SEE NOW *THIS* LOOKS LIKE THE RESULTS YOU WANT FROM THE ENERGY COCKTAIL THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE A WANNABE TAP-DANCING GRANDPA WHO WAS WAITING TO GO VIRAL OUT TH...

HARD TO BELIEVE A SITE CALLED GRADUATEZ HAS A TYPO IN A TEASER LINK AD OTHER THAN THAT THO EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE AND IS REAL I HAVE NOT BEEN FISHING IN LIKE 15 YEARS BUT I WANT TO GO AGAIN JUST SO I CAN TAKE PICTURES AND CREATE A GOOGLE PHOTO ALBUM WITH THIS TITLE OBSERVATIONS: WHAT THAT IS ONE HELLUVA FOOT THAT IS ONE HELLUVA DOCTOR WHY IS THE DOCTOR SO HAPPY ABOUT THE PAINFUL FOOT CRACKS WHO KNEW THAT PAINFUL FOOT CRACKS COULD BE SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT- USUALLY PAIN MEANS EVERYTHING IS OK WOULD HAVE GONE WITH "THESE PICTURES WAS TAKEN JUST A SECOND BEFORE HAVING PAINFUL FOOT CRACKS STOPPED BEING FUN" AS SOMEONE WHO HAS SPENT A LIFETIME SCOURING BARNS FOR RARE AND INCREDIBLE FINDS, I FEEL BAD FOR THE PERSON WHO HAD TO WHITTLE THIS DOWN TO 50 I TYPED THAT VERY SENTENCE FROM A DOPE WORD PROCESSOR I FOUND TUCKED IN THE CORNER OF A HORSE STABLE IN '97 IT WAS COVERED IN HORSE POOP BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW ANYWAY JUDGING BY THIS PICTURE, ...