MSN quick links of the week
THIS REQUIRED A SOURCE
AND THEY SAY JOURNALISM IS DEAD
OH NO
HOPE THE BABY GATE IS OK
JK IN ALL SERIOUSNESS LOOKS HE FLIPPED WHEN THE GATE FLOPPED
THANK YOU
I WANT TO SHOW THIS HEADLINE TO A WORLD WAR II VET
"DO YOU RECOGNIZE ANY OF THESE WORDS AND IF SO WHAT IS YOUR REACTION"
/AGGRESSIVELY HOLDS UP MICROPHONE TO FACE/
"ALSO SHOULD BEY CONTINUE TO TRUST JAY AFTER THE CHEATING"
CAN'T TALK NOW BOSS, I'M UNSCRAMBLING THESE AUTUMNAL NOODLE SOUPS
FINALLY SOME WEB CONTENT FOR US BRISKET VIRGINS
OMG
I CAN'T EVEN, HEART-MELTING EMOJI
I KNOW I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE AND I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN KNOW OR CARE WHO THE BF IS BUT THIS ONE FEELS LIKE IT'S GONNA LAST
SOMETIMES YOU JUST KNOW
/STARES AT HEADLINE/
/NERVOUS TWITCHING/
/SELF-RESTRAINT WANING/
/GIVES UP, CLICKS ON LINK/
" ... MY ABS GOT STRONGER."
WOW DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING
SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT THEY'RE GOING TO ROLL THE DOUGH WHILE THE HEAD CHEF AT THE PIZZA PLACE POURS ON THE SAUCE
WHICH HONESTLY SEEMS INEFFICIENT AND MESSY BUT HEY- THE ROBOTS KNOW BEST
THE ROBOTS WILL ALSO TEACH US TO COOK BRISKET FOR THE SECOND TIME AND EVERY TIME THEREAFTER
INFINITY BRISKET TIMES
#INFINITYBRISKET
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