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BTW THIS IS NOT EVEN IN RESPONSE TO RECENT TAX DEVELOPMENTS BUT A GENERAL REPRESENTATION OF THE SANTA VS TAXATION DYNAMIC THAT HAS REMAINED AT THE HEART OF CHRISTMAS DISCUSSIONS FOR GENERATIONS ALSO: THANK YOU AND MERRY CHRISTMAS SPEAKING OF, TIME FOR SOME CHRISTMAS SHOPPING MY FAVORITE PART IS THE BOOTS SOMEBODY MUST HAVE GRABBED THE BOOTS WHERE ARE THE BOOTS #BOOTS MERRY CHRISTMAS BOOTS THIS IS GOOD CONTENT FROM WEIGHTLOSSGROOVE *FINALLY* LET'S ASSUME IT'S A CHRISTMAS YACHT TO STAY ON THEME HERE NOT HAVING A CHRISTMAS YACHT MAKES ME SAD I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M IN A RUT I HAVE BROKEN OUT OF MY RUT MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT HAS RETURNED EVER SINCE I DISCOVERED SELENA GOMEZ WENT BLOND OR WHATEVER IF SHE CAN DO THAT, THERE'S NO REASON WE ALL CAN'T SHED OUR CRIPPLING ANXIETY AND FEAR OF DEATH THEY DON'T EVEN WEAR PIGTAILS! *COMPLETELY DIFFERENT*! YOU HAD ME AT "THE WOMEN OF NCIS" THIS HAS N...

THIS REQUIRED A SOURCE AND THEY SAY JOURNALISM IS DEAD OH NO HOPE THE BABY GATE IS OK JK IN ALL SERIOUSNESS LOOKS HE FLIPPED WHEN THE GATE FLOPPED THANK YOU I WANT TO SHOW THIS HEADLINE TO A WORLD WAR II VET "DO YOU RECOGNIZE ANY OF THESE WORDS AND IF SO WHAT IS YOUR REACTION" /AGGRESSIVELY HOLDS UP MICROPHONE TO FACE/ "ALSO SHOULD BEY CONTINUE TO TRUST JAY AFTER THE CHEATING" CAN'T TALK NOW BOSS, I'M UNSCRAMBLING THESE AUTUMNAL NOODLE SOUPS FINALLY SOME WEB CONTENT FOR US BRISKET VIRGINS OMG I CAN'T EVEN, HEART-MELTING EMOJI I KNOW I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE AND I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN KNOW OR CARE WHO THE BF IS BUT THIS ONE FEELS LIKE IT'S GONNA LAST SOMETIMES YOU JUST KNOW /STARES AT HEADLINE/ /NERVOUS TWITCHING/ /SELF-RESTRAINT WANING/ /GIVES UP, CLICKS ON LINK/ " ... MY ABS GOT STRONGER." WOW DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT ...

Some people think, mistakenly, that the best ways to support our troops include letters of appreciation, prayers, volunteering, fostering pets, physical donations of supplies and care packages, legislation that provides veterans the services they need, thank yous and handshakes, and other things that are actual and real. HOWEVER, in my opinion, the best way to support our troops—especially around the holidays, when the sacrifices made by our servicemen and servicewomen are at the forefront of our national consciousness—is to symbolically move something on wheels via your Facebook page or whatever. Listen, I know this sounds vague and confusing, but it’s actually specific and simple. In fact, here are three definitive and very real ways to support our troops this holiday season. 1) Yeah so like, just keep this thing moving. How? I mean, I think you can just “like” it, or share it or something. Then your state is automatically registered as a state that supports the t...

ALL YA'LL WHO POST NAKED/SEXY PICS AND MISSPELLED COMMENTS ON FACEBOOK JUST GOT OWNED BY THIS GARFIELD AND TWEETY BIRD MEME DANG SON, GONNA BE TOUGH TO RECOVER FROM THIS BUT HOLD UP ACCORDING TO MY DICTIONARY CHRISTMAS IS A PROPER NOUN AND SHOULD BE CAPITALIZED ACCORDING TO MY LIFE SO SHOULD THE FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE ALSO GARFIELD IS NAKED AND TWEETY BIRD NEEDS *SERIOUS* SPEECH THERAPY, WHICH IS FINE, BUT NOT IN THE CONTEXT OF CRITICIZING THE LANGUAGE SKILLS OF OTHERS OTHER THAN THAT THO I FIND NO FAULT WITH THIS DOPE MEME HOW YA'LL FEEL WTF ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT MARIE GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS UNSOLICITED ADVICE THAT IS BAD AND WEIRD-- WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BOOBS AND DICTIONARIES OVER HERE, DANG (BTW DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA FOR REAL) GUESS WHO LOST SOME WEIGHT AND WANTS THE WORLD TO KNOW BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS OR HOW IT RELATES TO THIS MEME BUT ROSE PAUL NEEDS SOME SEX HERE IS WHAT I HAVE L...