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GRANTED I'M NOT AS OLD AS A MINION SITTING ON A THRONE OF BANANAS BUT I ALSO REMEMBER "FRIENDS" WHEN I WAS A KID "FRIENDS" WOULD SHOW UP AT MY DOOR AND WE WOULD DO STUFF WITH "WHAT KIND OF STUFF WITH SHOULD WE DO WITH" MY "FRIENDS" WOULD ASK AND THEN WE WOULD DO STUFF WITH THE "FRIENDS" SOMETIMES THE STUFF WITH WE WOULD DO WITH THE "FRIENDS" WOULD BE TO WATCH "FRIENDS" WHICH WAS A SHOW ABOUT FRIENDS WHO SHOWED UP AT THE DOOR AND DID STUFF WITH BUT AGAIN THIS WAS A LONG TIME AGO DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THIS, PROBABLY NOT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME IF I WERE EVER INVITED TO ELIZABETH CHIRCHIR LAFAVE'S HOUSE I WOULD NOT WASTE TIME ON MY PHONE, I WOULD LOOK ELIZABETH CHIRCHIR LAFAVE IN THE EYE AND HEAR WHAT ELIZABETH CHIRCHIR LAFAVE HAD TO SAY ABOUT STUFF WHO KNOWS MAYBE WE WOULD EVEN DO STUFF WITH THIS HEARTWARMING STORY ABOUT MAILBOXES REINFORCES THE THESIS OF THIS MEME IF TH...

Credit to my brother-in-law, who took the time to examine his chopsticks long enough to discover this very helpful message. Let's break it down. Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. I am at home. We are eating Thai food. Based on capitalization, I enjoy the notion that there might be a Chinese restaurant somewhere out there called Chinese Restaurant from which these chopsticks are manufactured. Thank you. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks Obviously I was leaning that way, but now I am sold. Again, eating Thai. Coercive Utensils would be a good name for a band. (h/t Dave Barry) This capitalization is as Nice as the Chinese food I am not currently eating. OK. the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history. In retrospect, should have had a comma after " C chopsticks." what Am I seriously supposed to be contemplating Chinese history as I am eating this Thai food? Ugh, fine, chopsticks-- you're the boss. This seems hel...

SCENE OF MASH SCENE WHAT IS THE REAL STORY BEHIND IT ANYWAY IT'S ABOUT TIME WE TALKED ABOUT THAT THING THAT NO ONE EVER TALKED ABOUT THAT THING IS THE SCENE OF MASH SCENE #SCENEOFMASHSCENE MASH OF SCENE MASH SCENEY MASH MASH IT WAS A SCENE FROM THE SHOW MASH THAT CREATED A BIG SCENE NO ONE EVER TALKED ABOUT IT THOUGH TOO DIFFICULT "MOM, DAD- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SCENE FROM MASH SCE-" "DAMMIT MICHAEL NOW IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME" MY LIFE IN A NUTSHELL BUT NOW IS FINALLY THE RIGHT TIME OCTOBER 2017 LET US ALL COLLECTIVELY DISCUSS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM THE ELEPHANT IS THE SCENE OF MASH SCENE "ELEPHANT MASHES SCENE, TURNS SCENE INTO MASH" HOW LONG CAN WE DO THIS IS IT OBVIOUS I AM TRYING TO AVOID *ACTUALLY* TALKING ABOUT THE SCENE OF MASH SCENE AM I TRULY READY NO ONE EVER TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THE REAL STORY WAS YOU KNOW WHAT *&^% IT SCENE OF MASH SCENE, LET'S GO ... ...

CAN'T ARGUE WITH SCIENCE SCIENTIST LOOKING AT BLUE EYES THROUGH MICROSCOPE : WELL I'LL BE DAMNED-- THIS MOLECULAR STRUCTURE STRONGLY SUGGESTS AN UNUSUAL CAPACITY FOR PRETENDING TO BE HAPPY DURING HARD TIMES SCIENTIST'S ASSISTANT : WOW IF WE'RE GOING TO PUBLISH THESE RESULTS WE'RE GOING TO NEED THE PERFECT SPOKESPERSON SCIENTIST : DID YOU SAY SPOKESDUCK BECAUSE I'M TEN STEPS AHEAD OF YOU BUT HOLD UP FAM OH HELL NAW I WILL ONLY VALUE WHAT MY FELLOW BLUE EYERS HAVE TO SAY HIT ME OFF FAM BLUED-EYED MURRAY BRIGHT HERE CHECKING IN ON THIS BLUE EYES MEME, SURNAME IS AS BRIGHT AS MY BLUE EYES, I USED TO BE YOUNG BUT NOW I AM OLD, PLEASE WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEXT MONTH WHEN YOU SEE ME ON THE MEME COMMENTING CIRCUIT, THIS HAS BEEN BLUE-EYED MURRAY BRIGHT HERE, ONCE CHECKING IN, NOW CHECKING OUT, BUT NOT BEFORE WISHING YOU A DAY AS BRIGHT AS ME AND MY BLUE EYES, I LOVE CATS STARTING OFF YOUR COMMENT "WHAT'S *MORE* INTERESTIN...

If I'm on the New York Giants social media team, I'm kind of laying low after the 0-4 start during which they've rushed for a combined 11 yards and the calls for firing their big-suit-wearing coach* have grown louder and louder. UNLESS, that is, a panini app is at stake: Download the @PaniniAmerica Blitz app https://t.co/JKAJjpAeqP   & get your #NYGiants digital trading card pack free w/ promo code BlitzGiants pic.twitter.com/6eqKjU48iK — New York Giants (@Giants) October 3, 2017 Downloading a digital trading card pack (?) from a panini business app after using a promo code is just about the most #socialmediaengagement I can handle at this particular moment in time. Then again, this tweet has currently received 49 more hearts/likes than anything I have ever posted on twitter dot com, so what do I know. *I want to be clear that Ben MacAdoo wearing a tremendously big suit to the press conference announcing his hiring is my favorite New York sports story ...