The foot doctor inquiry

HMMM WONDER WHAT THIS IS ABOUT

YO YO YO PHIL THAT SUCKS M'MAN BUT I HAVE SOME POINTS TO MAKE:

1) TMI

2) AIN'T NOBODY TRYIN' TO THINK ABOUT PHIL'S FEET AT 11:40AM SO CLOSE TO LUNCH DAMN

3) THIS IS A NEIGHBORHOOD SOCIAL MEDIA GROUP FOR LIKE FINDING A LOST CAT OR HAVING A GARAGE SALE OR WHATEVER

4) SAVE THE FOOT STUFF FOR TINDER NA MEAN

5) IS YOUR MISSPELLING SOME TYPE OF FREUDIAN POSITIVE OUTLOOK BECAUSE IF SO:

6) NICE

7) LEMME GUESS YOU NEED A FOOT DOCTOR

IMMA BE HONEST PHIL- HERE ARE THE THINGS I CAN CONFIDENTLY RECOMMEND:

1) INTERNET SEARCH ENGINES

2) REUBEN SANDWICHES

3) DOPE ALBUMS THAT HAVE RECENTLY DROPPED

4) DECENT FOOT DOCTORS

5) CONTACTING YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE PROVIDER

6) FOOT PODCASTS

7) A NEW BOOK CALLED HOW TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO SOLICIT PERSONAL MEDICAL ADVICE IN THE AGE OF GOOGLE BY ME

8) CHAPTER ONE: DON'T

9) THAT IS THE WHOLE BOOK

ANYWAY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT NOT INCLUDED AMONG THESE THINGS IS A GREAT FOOT DOCTOR WITH A CAPITAL D

FOR THAT I AM SORRY

BUT ALSO NOT SORRY BECAUSE WTF MAN

ALSO GOOD LUCK