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I WONDER WHAT PLACES PAINTERS LOVE

K COOL THANKS

THEY PROLLY LOVE THESE PLACES BECAUSE THEY CAN PAINT THERE

SOME PLACES DON'T LET YOU PAINT THERE

LIKE ANNIE'S PRETZELS

TO CITE BUT ONE EXAMPLE

ANYWAY

BEEN THINKIN' ABOUT INVESTING IN A MINI FOOD PROCESSOR

K COOL THANKS

SO MUCH FOR MY "HUMMUS, PARTY OF ONE" IDEA

ANOTHER THING I'VE BEEN THINKI-

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OMG IS IT GONE

WHEW WOW OK WHERE WERE WE

OH YEAH FOOD

FINALLY

NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY FIRST LADIES HAVE TO KEEP THIS SECRET UNTIL THEY'RE OUT OF OFFICE

BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE KNOW NOW

REFINERY29 EDITOR: AND CAN GET A PICTURE OF HER WHERE SHE'S MAKING THE "OOOHHH THAT'S ACTUALLY THE ONE FOOD I JUST DON'T LIKE" FACE

REFINERY29 INTERN: GOT IT

"THE BROMANCE" LOGO PAIRS WELL WITH THIS HEADLINE

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SATISFYING HEADLINES LIKE THIS ARE WHY I LOG ON TO THE INTERNET ERRRRRDAY

I CAN TELL YOU WHAT'S *NOT* THE PROBLEM WITH THE GUT MICROBES OF MODERN HUNTER-GATHERERS-- THE OODLES OF REVENUE EARNED BY ADVERTISERS THANKS TO THIS INVITING TEASER LINK

IN A WAY I AM A MODERN HUNTER-GATHERER BECAUSE I HUNT FOR DOPE TEASER LINKS AND GATHER THEM ON MY BLOG FOR CONSUMPTION

AS A RESULT MY GUT MICROBES ARE ... WELL THEY'RE OK I GUESS

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH THE ONE BIG PROBLEM WITH THE GUT MICROBES IS PROBABLY THE WHEAT-- TOO MUCH WHEAT

THAT *IS* AN ODD TREND

IS THE "WHERE'S THE BEEF" LADY STILL ALIVE BECAUSE I HAVE AN IDEA

THE IDEA IS THAT SHE WILL SAY "WHERE'S THE WHEAT" INSTEAD OF WH-

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I'M GETTIN' OUTTA HERE