Facebook meme of the week
THIS IS NOT EVEN GRUMPY CAT
I WANT MY MONEY BACK
OK FINE FORGET IT THIS IS STILL HILARIOUS
BECAUSE CATS EAT BIRDS
BUT NOT PEARS I GUESS
ALSO BECAUSE CHRISTMAS
WHO ELSE IS LOVING THIS
I THINK THE PEAR TREE STANDS FOR A PEAR TREE
NEVERTHELESS THIS NON-GRUMPY CAT MEME IS AS GOOD A PLACE AS
ANY TO EMBARK ON A CONVERSATION ABOUT RELIGIOUS SYMBOLISM IN ART
JANE INMELB’S CAT’S NAME IS TABBY
NO THANK YOU I ALREADY HAVE A PROPHET
BUT CONGRATS ON BEING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SEPTIC
I THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL
A GRUMPY CAT CHRISTMAS
PART II, STARRING NOT GRUMPY CAT AS THE CHRISTMAS GROUCHY GRINCH
1.
DOESN’T PROPERLY TAG FRIEND
2.
TYPO ON LOL
3.
REPLIES TO OWN COMMENT WITH CAT EMOJI
THE TRIFECTA OF FACEBOOK COMMENTING HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
"NEVER GET HIGH ON YOUR OWN REPLY." - BIGGIE
"TOO LATE." - CATHY KINDEL
NO IT’S NOT
BUT THAT’S A GREAT LOOKING PROFILE PIC GLAMOUR SHOT
CATNIP IS NOT MENTIONED IN THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
I GUESS THIS VERY SUBTLE REFERENCE WENT OVER YOUR HEAD, VICKI
ORLANA J. ELLSWORTH
LOOKS LIKE IT’S (CHECKS
WATCH) (REMOVES SUNGLASSES) … EMOJI TIME
ANYWAY, JANE INMELB’S CAT’S NAME IS TABBY
Comments
At postage stamp size, it looked like Vicki Orlana J. Ellsworth might potentially be smoking hot.
So I searched for her on Facebook, and saw the photo full-size, and it scared the crap out of me.
But then I thought that maybe it was just a photo of a really poor painting, and Vicki might still have something going on.
So I scrolled down.
I am sorry.