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I WANNA HELP SICK PEOPLE BUT WHO IS GOING TO PAY ME FOR IT? I AIN'T MOTHER TERESA

OH COOL KONSTANTIN POPOV IS GONNA PAY ME TO HELP SICK PEOPLE

KONSTANTIN POPOV IS UNDER THE IMPRESSION I AM CITRUS PARK OF PRONTO WASH

PLEASE NOBODY TELL KONSTANTIN POPOV THAT I AM NOT CITRUS PARK OF PRONTO WASH BECAUSE I WANT TO GET PAID FOR HELPING SICK PEOPLE

THANK YOU

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I GUESS NOW I'LL JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS AND BE ON MY WAY TO SICK PEOPLE LAND

HANG IN THERE SICK PEOPLE - IMMA COMIN' FOR THAT $$$$

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