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SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE DEBBIES OUT THERE

ALSO WTF

THE PROTOTYPICAL DEBBIE IS BETTY BOOP’S HEAD WEARING A NATIVE AMERICAN HEADBAND PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER’S BODY

ALL Y'ALL DEBBIES OUT THERE BE LOOKING JUST LIKE THAT, IT’S TRUE

Emotional spectrum: You wouldn’t want to be on the bad side of Debbie.

FEELS LIKE MAYBE A DEBBIE WROTE THIS

Personality: Fresh as a drop of rain.

CAN A DEBBIE TRANSLATE WHAT THIS MEANS FOR ME

Travel & Leisure: Travel is best enjoyed with her friends.

THAT’S WEIRD CAUSE PEOPLE WITH OTHER NAMES BE LIKIN’ TO TRAVEL BY THEMSELVES OR WITH A HERD OF CATTLE

Career & Money: Investments made early keep Debbie comfortable in the golden years.

THIS CHARACTERISTIC IS EXCLUSIVE TO DEBBIES. BARBARAS BE ALL LIKE, IMMA BLOW THIS CASH ON OAK DESKS AND MALE STRIPPERS

Life’s Opportunities: Tried and true, but welcomes new innovations.

I REGRET NOT NAMING BOTH OF MY DAUGHTERS DEBBIE. THEY WOULD HAVE WELCOMED NEW INNOVATIONS.

SERIOUSLY WTF