Facebook meme of the day

Juanita: /groggy/ Hello?

ME: /CRYING/

Juanita: Who is this?

ME: IT'S ME YOUR BEST FRIEND MIKE FROM THE INTERNET.

Juanita: What's a ... what's wrong? Is everything okay?

ME: JUST WATCHED BEACHES FOR LIKE THE THIRD TIME TONIGHT, I CAN'T EVEN.

Juanita: Why are you ... what? It's past midnight ... my kids have school in the morning.

ME: YOU SHARED THAT FACEBOOK MEME, THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

Juanita: Honestly, I just share things like that sometimes. I haven't seen you since high school. This is really weird and I am going to defriend you tomorrow.

ME: YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS.

Juanita: /hangs up/