Facebook meme of the week

"IF MY BODY *WERE* A CAR"

YOU HAVE ONIONS IN YOUR RADIATOR?

OF COURSE I KID, THIS IS A GREAT MEME ABOUT OLD PEOPLE'S PEE PEE AND FARTS

AND A GREAT VISUAL I MIGHT ADD

IS THAT A NORMAN ROCKWELL STATUE

ANYWAY WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK ABOUT THIS PEE PEE AND FARTS MEME

I DO NOT GET THIS JOKE

LIKE AT ALL

WHY DID THE WOMAN GO TO A CHEMIST FOR PEE PEE AND FART PROBLEMS

WHY WILL SHE NOT DARE TO COUGH

I AM VERY ANGRY AT THIS TERRIBLE NON-JOKE

IT'S LIKE GEORGE HAS BEEN STASHING THIS IN HIS HOLSTER JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MEME TO COME ALONG

BIG FAIL HERE BY GEORGE

SPEAKING OF BIG FAILS

WHOEVER CREATES THESE AWFUL MEMES READS COMMENTS LIKE THIS AND IS LIKE "YUP STILL GOT IT"

ONE THING I'VE LEARNED FROM EXAMINING THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS ON AWFUL MEMES: THE BETTY BOOP CONTINGENT WILL NOT HESITATE TO COMMENT DESPITE BEING BASICALLY ILLITERATE

RON PALON (GIVING A TOAST AT 25TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY): I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE A CLICHE BUT WE MET IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF A PEE PEE AND FARTS MEME

MARGARET (DRUNK ON WHITE WINE): HE HARASSED ME!

RON: SHUTUP YOU STUPID BI-

DJ (GRABS MIC): HOW BOUT WE ALL "LIKE TO KNOW YOU AND BE FRIENDS" ... ON THE DANCE FLOOOOOOOOOOOR

OH DEAR

"HI ROBNICK (?!) I LOVE YOUR LOOKS, AND IT TURNS ME ON WHEN YOU AGREE WITH MEMES ABOUT HAVING FARTS LIKE EXHAUST FUMES, OH YEAH BABY ADD ME UP"

I AM SORRY

WELL THANK YOU ELAINE

FOR A SECOND THERE I WAS WORRIED THAT THIS LEVEL OF DISCOURSE HAD ELEVATED US TO DIVINE IMMORTAL KINGS, AND THAT BY SOME CRUEL IRONY WE SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF OUR PEE PEE AND FARTS

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