Facebook meme of the week

OVERWEIGHT WHITE WOMEN ON FACEBOOK, UNITE

THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE BRENDA WHO ONCE LIED ABOUT GOING TO CURVES WHEN SHE WAS ACTUALLY AT BRUNCH WITH MARSHA

I'M SERIOUSLY TRYING TO PROPERLY INTERPRET THE THESIS OF THIS MEME

WHICH SEEMS TO BE THIS: BEING OVERWEIGHT IS A CHARACTER FLAW BUT NOT AS BAD AS BEING DISLOYAL 

I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD ACCEPT THAT FALSE PREMISE AND ARGUE THAT THIS IS TRUE

I STAND CORRECTED

MANY PEOPLE HAVE HOPPED ON THE "BETTER TO HAVE A FRIEND WITH TWO CHINS THAN ONE WITH TWO FACES" BANDWAGON RECENTLY BUT LYNN JOHNS HAS ALWAYS BELIEVED THIS

LYNN JOHNS, YOUR STREET CRED IS HARD EARNED

KOI

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS COMMENT FOR 15 MINUTES AND HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF MY RESEARCH STUDY, PRESENTED IN ORDER OF MOST LIKELY:

2) JILL GANZ HAS OUTED HERSELF ON FACEBOOK AS BEING DISLOYAL, THUS RISKING BOTH HER SOCIAL STATUS AND "TOP FAN" DESIGNATION

1) JILL GANZ LITERALLY HAS TWO FACES, EACH WITH A DOUBLE CHIN SO ... FOUR CHINS

I MEAN HOW COULD YOU NOT THINK OF THAT, ZANDRA ZOOK

IT'S LIKE, JOE HIDEN MAY BE A FAT ASS BUT AT LEAST HE HASN'T BETRAYED OUR COUNTRY AT EVERY POSSIBLE TURN

AMIRITE

THANK YOU