Nextdoor posts of the week

LOOKING FOR AN ALTO SAX

I MEAN AN ALSO SAX

MUCH BETTER TO HAVE A TYPO IN THE ALTO THAN IN THE SAX, IMO

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU FOLLOW IT UP WITH THE TURN OF PHRASE "IN THE CLOSET WAITING FOR AN EAGER YOUNG BOY"

I MEAN WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT

THAT SAID, I DO HAVE A SPARE ALTO SAX (OBVIOUSLY) BUT IT'S MOUNTED ON THE WALL IN MY ALTO SAX ROOM, NOT THE CLOSET, AND ITS IDEAL PARTNER IS A MATURE CURVY WOMAN ... DO I STILL QUALIFY

ALSO:

BY THE WAY I HAD TO PAY LIKE $500 FOR MY DAUGHTER TO RENT A FLUTE FOR SIX MONTHS SO NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING AN ALTO SAX FOR FREE VIA NEXTDOOR

CAN'T BELIEVE IT

"AN ALTO NEEDING A HOME" SMH WHAT IS HAPPENING

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN'S SHOES BUT: WHAT

"PEEP TOE ANKLE BOOTS SHOES, NO HOLDS" -- ERNEST HEMINGWAY, 2019

AN HONEST ALBEIT WEIRD (GOOGLE AND YELP STILL EXIST, "DO U LIKE IT?") POST ABOUT HAIRCUTS, BUT THAT'S NOT WHY WE'RE HERE

LET'S CHECK ON PAT IN THE COMMENTS

FARMINGDALE IS A TOWN

WE GOT A STREET NOW, GETTING CLOSER TO AN ANSWER

OKAY NOW WE'RE OFF TOPIC

I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE ALTO SAX COMMENTS THREAD, WHICH IS ON MAIN STREET IN FARMINGDALE

PAT: WELP, COULDN'T SELL MY DRUM SET IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF A POST ABOUT MEN'S HAIRCUTS ON NEXTDOOR USING RANDOM WORDS THAT IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER FORMED A COHERENT THOUGHT

PAT'S WIFE: AT LEAST YOU TRIED YOUR BEST

SPEAKING OF THE BEST

IS THIS THE BARBER SHOP? THE DRUM SET? NO IDEA, WHO CARES