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THUS CONCLUDES JULIEANN'S ONE-WOMAN PERFORMANCE OF "sENIOR HELP" 👏👏👏 MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN JULIEANN SAID "I WILL DO FOR SENIORS GROCERY SHOPING" I LAUGHED, I CRIED THE REVIEWS ARE IN FOLKS "WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO TO THE DOCTOR, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO RELYING ON SOMEONE WHO CANNOT OPERATE A CAPS LOCK KEY" - GLORIA, 89 "FIVE STARS. MY ONLY QUESTION IS WHETHER JULIEANN IS NEAR ROUTE 9" - FRANK, 91 "I CALLED THE NUMBER BUT IT IS A FAX NUMBER" - HARRIET, 86 "IF YOU'RE ASKING ME IF I NEED OR WANT MORE, THE ANSWER IS YES!" PETER TRAVERS, ROLLING STONE "JULIEANN PROMISED TO TAKE ME GROCERY SHOPPING BUT SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE HER BOYFRIEND PICKED ME UP AND WE ONLY WENT TO 7-ELEVEN SO HE COULD BUY CONDOMS. IT WAS OK I GUESS." - SHIRLEY, 90 "THANK YOU, JULIEANN, THANK YOU" - JULIEANN ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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LOOKING FOR AN ALTO SAX I MEAN AN ALSO SAX MUCH BETTER TO HAVE A TYPO IN THE ALTO THAN IN THE SAX, IMO ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU FOLLOW IT UP WITH THE TURN OF PHRASE "IN THE CLOSET WAITING FOR AN EAGER YOUNG BOY" I MEAN WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT THAT SAID, I DO HAVE A SPARE ALTO SAX (OBVIOUSLY) BUT IT'S MOUNTED ON THE WALL IN MY ALTO SAX ROOM, NOT THE CLOSET, AND ITS IDEAL PARTNER IS A MATURE CURVY WOMAN ... DO I STILL QUALIFY ALSO: BY THE WAY I HAD TO PAY LIKE $500 FOR MY DAUGHTER TO  RENT A FLUTE FOR SIX MONTHS SO NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING AN ALTO SAX FOR FREE VIA NEXTDOOR CAN'T BELIEVE IT "AN ALTO NEEDING A HOME" SMH WHAT IS HAPPENING I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN'S SHOES BUT: WHAT "PEEP TOE ANKLE BOOTS SHOES, NO HOLDS" -- ERNEST HEMINGWAY , 2019 AN HONEST ALBEIT WEIRD (GOOGLE AND YELP STILL EXIST, "DO U LIKE IT?") POST ABOUT HAIRCUTS, BUT THAT'S NOT WHY WE'RE HERE LET...