Nextdoor post of the week

/TO THE TUNE OF "WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE"/

WHERE HAVE ALL THE HUMMINGBIRDS GONE

FOLKS: THEY MAY BE NESTING

ACTUALLY THEY ARE NOT NESTING THEY ARE AT TOMMY'S HOUSE

HELEN HAS SPOTTED A HUMMINGBIRD AS WELL

ALTHOUGH THIS PARTICULAR SIGHTING FEELS LIKE A SETUP FOR A CLASSIC MILKWEED BRAG

I DON'T TRUST IT

PRAYING HANDS EMOJI

HUMMINGBIRDS ARE TOTAL DIVAS

ENJOYING THE IDEA THAT HUMMINGBIRDS DON'T LIKE ORGANIC SUGAR BUT ACTUALLY PREFER SOMETHING MORE PROCESSED

"MY RESEARCH INDICATES THAT THE DEER DO NOT IN FACT ENJOY THE LEAVES BUT ACTUALLY PREFER THE MOZZARELLA STICKS FROM APPLEBEE'S" - BECKY

I HAVE GREATLY UNDERESTIMATED THE PASSION OF THE HUMMINGBIRD-ENTHUSIAST COMMUNITY

MAYBE THEY LEAVE FOR A WEEK BECAUSE THEY ARE HUMMINGBIRDS?

AH WHO KNOWS

/IN STRONG BRITISH ACCENT/ LADY HUMMINGBIRD DEMANDS FRESH NECTAR, CHOP CHOP, OFF YOU GO

"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

"I HAVE READ YOUR POST REGARDING HUMMINGBIRDS ON THE NEXTDOOR WEBSITE, AND I AM HOPEFUL THAT THE FOLLOWING LETTER ADEQUATELY CAPTURES MY THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS ON THE MATTER. WE LIVE IN SHARK RIVER ... ... ...

"... WHICH IS WHAT I SAID TO MY WIFE, WHO WASN'T EVEN LISTENING. AS USUAL. BUT I DIGRESS ... ... ...

"NOW ABOUT THOSE SQUIRRELS ... ... ...

"... BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE RED HEADED WOODPECKERS ... ... ...

"IN CONCLUSION, NO, I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THE HUMMINGBIRDS WENT. THANK YOU.

"SINCERELY,

"DENIS
"ALSO HERE IS BASICALLY MY HOME ADDRESS JUST IN CASE"

*DEFINITELY* A FRESH NECTAR BRAG

ME TOO!

I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT THE FIRST SENTENCE OF EACH OF THESE COMMENTS TO THE NEXTDOOR AUTHORITIES

THIS IS A FAMILY HUMMINGBIRD DISCUSSION

THANK YOU BEVERLY FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS HUMMINGBIRD THREAD

THIS COMPLEX HUMMINGBIRD SITCH AND ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS GOT JONI AT A LOSS FOR WORDS, WHICH: SAME

"SO ARIELLE IS ALL LIKE, 'AND I MAKE FRESH NECTAR' BLAH BLAH BLAH, AND I'M THINKING, YOU KNOW WHY THE HUMMINGBIRDS AIN'T COMIN' OVER THERE? CAUSE YOU'RE A BITCH. MEANWHILE BEVERLY HAS NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON. THEN-- GET THIS-- THEN, MICHELLE STARTS HUMMINGBIRD-SPLAINING TO PATRICIA AND I'M LIKE OMG ..." -ME DESCRIBING MY DAY TO MY WIFE

 DAMN RIGHT HE DOES. THAT'S AL GREEN