Teaser links of the week

COOL

I'VE BEEN STARING AT THIS PHOTO FOR A VERY LONG TIME, LONG ENOUGH TO START IMAGINING A SCENARIO WHERE THESE MEN ARE NOT ON A BOAT BUT ACTUALLY STANDING ON THE SEASIDE BOARDWALK AND HAVE JUST WON THESE STUFFED FISH BY SQUIRTING WATER INTO A CLOWN'S MOUTH THE FASTEST

DOES THE WORLD'S LARGEST DOG LOOK LIKE THIS ABSURDLY LARGE DOG THAT I AM LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW

"EDITORCHOICE"

NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT THE MESSED UP THINGS IN BATMAN

LIKE HOW HIS PARENTS WERE MURDERED

I MEAN ... THAT'S MESSED UP

UMMM DID THIS THIRD-GRADE DO-GOODER GROW UP TO GET SCAMMED BY A SOCIALITE GRIFTER

A TALE AS OLD AS TIME

HER DESTINY WAS SEALED THE MINUTE SHE ICED THE LAST CAKE

WHAT ... I DON'T KNOW

IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'VE SAID IT A HUNDRED TIMES:

IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW TO USE THE SINK, I DON'T WANT THE SINK

SMARTASSET CEO: I NEED A STOCK PHOTO OF A MAN REGRETTING HIS CHOICE OF FINANCIAL ADVISOR

SMARTASSET INTERN: UH ... WHAT

SMARTASSET CEO: ONE MORE THING ASSHOLE-- IT SHOULD BE SAM ELLIOT BUT NOT REALLY

SMARTASSET INTERN: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN, I DON'T EVEN GET PAID FOR THIS

BIG IF TRUE

"I DEMAND A SENIOR DISCOUNT ON MY SIDEBURN TRIMMING, AND NO I AM NOT DRUNK JUST SUNBURNED ... FINE I AM A LITTLE DRUNK BUT MY DEMAND STANDS"

"SIR, THIS IS A FARMER'S MARKET"

NO NEED TO CLICK, IT'S: MY HEART

THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD TEASER