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ONE THING ON MY MIND TODAY: WHAT'S POPPIN' WITH BIG BANG THEORY OH WORD CAN'T BELIEVE SHE REALLY EXISTS! AND MORE LIKE "BIG BANGS FANS" BECAUSE SHE IS STRAIGHT ROCKING THEM IRL, YOU GO GIRL I WONDER! ALL OF THEM! OK SURE I GUESS OH NO DISCOVERING THESE PLOT HOLES HAVE MADE THIS DUMB SITCOM LESS BELIEVABLE DON'T PATRONIZE ME OK THAT'S ENOUGH, THANK YOU LET US TURN OUR ATTENTION TO RED LOBSTER, HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THEM IN A HOT MINUTE ARE YOU ASKING ME I DON'T KNOW! "TOP STORIES" TOP RICHEST STARS WHO ARE RICH WHAT ABOUT "TOP SUPER-RICH 70s STARS WHO ARE ALSO RICH, STILL" "RICHEST TOP 70s STARS-- STILL RICH? YOU BETCHA. HERE ARE THE TOP ONES" "TOP RICHEST SUPER-RICH 70s STARS NAMED RICH, OR NOT, DOESN'T MATTER" "REMEMBER THE 70s? BET YOU THOUGHT THE TOP RICHEST STARS FROM THAT TIME PERIOD WERE NOW BROKE OR DEAD. WELL ...

COOL I'VE BEEN STARING AT THIS PHOTO FOR A VERY LONG TIME, LONG ENOUGH TO START IMAGINING A SCENARIO WHERE THESE MEN ARE NOT ON A BOAT BUT ACTUALLY STANDING ON THE SEASIDE BOARDWALK AND HAVE JUST WON THESE STUFFED FISH BY SQUIRTING WATER INTO A CLOWN'S MOUTH THE FASTEST DOES THE WORLD'S LARGEST DOG LOOK LIKE THIS ABSURDLY LARGE DOG THAT I AM LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW "EDITORCHOICE" NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT THE MESSED UP THINGS IN BATMAN LIKE HOW HIS PARENTS WERE MURDERED I MEAN ... THAT'S MESSED UP UMMM DID THIS THIRD-GRADE DO-GOODER GROW UP TO GET SCAMMED BY A SOCIALITE GRIFTER A TALE AS OLD AS TIME HER DESTINY WAS SEALED THE MINUTE SHE ICED THE LAST CAKE WHAT ... I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'VE SAID IT A HUNDRED TIMES: IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW TO USE THE SINK, I DON'T WANT THE SINK SMARTASSET CEO : I NEED A STOCK PHOTO OF A MAN REGRETTING HIS CHOICE OF FINANCIAL ADVISOR SMARTASS...