Nextdoor post of the week

"DEAR CENTAUR GOPAL, THE GARBAGE DUMP SMELLS TOO BAD AND MADE ME BARF TWICE. I KNOW YOU ARE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM BUT NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT MY THROW UP. PLEASE FIX ASAP. THANKS, B-MAGGS"

THERE ARE 47 COMMENTS HERE BUT WE'RE GOING TO FOCUS MOSTLY ON BARBARA'S BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD

OKAY SO THIS ONE'S NOT SO GOOD

"SO FIRST YOU MADE ME DRIVE AROUND THE DUMP WITH THIS WOMAN AT 4 IN THE MORNING AND THEN YOU GAVE HER MY CELL PHONE NUMBER, WTF?" - TINTON FALLS ENGINEER

YEAH MAYBE LET'S NOT COMPARE THIS TO THE HOLOCAUST

SEEMS TO BE A LEGITIMATE ISSUE AND I APPLAUD THE EFFORT BUT MAYBE WE DON'T WANT BARBARA IN CHARGE OF THIS FIGHT

"IT WAS A FAX"

NEVERTHELESS AMY KEPT CALLING THE FAX NUMBER AFTER HOURS

AMAZING THAT "THE PEOPLE OF TINTON FALLS" HAVE NOT RESOLVED THIS ISSUE

"DEAR LAWYERS, PLEASE USE THE ATTACHED FORM I COMPLETED FOR TRIAL IN SUPREME COURT, PLEASE IGNORE THE SHADOWS, I PRINTED THIS OUT AS A JPG FROM THE SOCIAL MEDIA SITE NEXTDOOR, ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE CALL [GIVES FAX NUMBER]"

THE DUMP HAS ITS OWN FACEBOOK PAGE, THIS THREAD IS A PARKS AND REC EPISODE

ALSO THE DUMP CAUSES CANCER

"THIS TEST DID NOT PASS. THEREFORE, CANCER." - THEM, THE PROFESSIONALS

THAT'S NOT GOOD

"I AM ATTACHING A WEB SITE"

IMAGINE HAVING TO FILL OUT A FORM EVERY TIME YOU SMELL IT

IF I HAD TO FILL OUT A FORM EVERY TIME I SMELLED IT I WOULD, UH ... BE FILLING OUT FORMS ALL THE TIME

OF COURSE IN THIS CASE "IT" IS FARTS AND NOT A LANDFILL OF TOXIC TRASH, BUT STILL

COULDN'T HAVE PUT IT MORE ELOQUENTLY MYSELF

#THATSSOBADSMELL

ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THIS, GLAD I COULD HELP