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"DEAR CENTAUR GOPAL, THE GARBAGE DUMP SMELLS TOO BAD AND MADE ME BARF TWICE. I KNOW YOU ARE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM BUT NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT MY THROW UP. PLEASE FIX ASAP. THANKS, B-MAGGS" THERE ARE 47 COMMENTS HERE BUT WE'RE GOING TO FOCUS MOSTLY ON BARBARA'S BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD OKAY SO THIS ONE'S NOT SO GOOD "SO FIRST YOU MADE ME DRIVE AROUND THE DUMP WITH THIS WOMAN AT 4 IN THE MORNING AND THEN YOU GAVE HER MY CELL PHONE NUMBER, WTF?" - TINTON FALLS ENGINEER YEAH MAYBE LET'S NOT COMPARE THIS TO THE HOLOCAUST SEEMS TO BE A LEGITIMATE ISSUE AND I APPLAUD THE EFFORT BUT MAYBE WE DON'T WANT BARBARA IN CHARGE OF THIS FIGHT "IT WAS A FAX" NEVERTHELESS AMY KEPT CALLING THE FAX NUMBER AFTER HOURS AMAZING THAT "THE PEOPLE OF TINTON FALLS" HAVE NOT RESOLVED THIS ISSUE "DEAR LAWYERS, PLEASE USE THE ATTACHED FORM I COMPLETED FOR TRIAL IN SUPREME COURT, PLEASE IGNORE THE SHADOWS, I P...