Teaser links of the week

SIGN NO. 1: YOU HAVE ENORMOUS BREASTS

I'M NOT A SOLDIER BUT THIS PHOTO CAPTURES ARMY LIFE BETTER THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER READ OR WATCHED

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW IF THEY SERVED IN THE ARMY AND THEY'RE CONSULTING THIS LIST TO FIND OUT

IF SO THOSE ARE PROLLY NOT THE PEOPLE WE WANT IN THE ARMY

NOT SURE IF THIS IS A FUN LISTICLE OR IF IT'S SAYING THESE SIGNS OF SERVING IN THE ARMY ARE EXPLICIT AND YOU SHOULD BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO CLICK

JUDGING BY THE PHOTO SEEMS LIKE THE LATTER

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S READY FOR THE ARMY

"YOU MAY LIKE"

*MAY*

AS IF COMPETING "JENNIFER ANISTON LEAVING LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION" ARTICLES ARE NOT THE ONLY REASON I LOG ON EVERY DAY

AH THIS HELPFUL SCIENCE DIAGRAM EXPLAINS IT IN LAYMAN'S TERMS

WHO NEEDS ARMS AND A PENIS WHEN YOU HAVE SIX-PACK ABS

I WONDER IF IT'S OVALTINE

HEALTH MD ... SOUNDS LEGIT

GONNA CREATE A SITE CALLED "LAWYER, ESQ" WITH ARTICLES LIKE "TRY THIS ONE CRAZY TRICK AND WATCH YOUR CLIENTS' SENTENCES MELT AWAY"

INDEED THIS ONE-WAY ROAD NEXT TO A SEA MONSTER THAT ENDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN SEEMS PRETTY DANGEROUS

SORRY TO HEAR THAT

GET WELL SOON LYNDA CARTER

THIS IS WHAT WILL UNITE AMERICA

THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE

GOTTA GO, TTYL