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DJ ELECTRA IS BACK ON LAND FOLKS "A PROFESSIONAL DJ *AND* MOTIVATOR" WHERE DOES SHE FIND THE TIME PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER : IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL DJ *AND* MOTIVATOR, CARE TO ELABORATE? DJ ELECTRA : I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY OF INTERVIEWS AND YOU'D RATHER BE HOME, BUT WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO NOW IS RAISE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, AND WAVE 'EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER : (HANDS UP) WOW YOU'RE GOOD DJ ELECTRA LIVES IN WALL, HOPE THIS IS HELPFUL AS THERE IS NO OTHER CONTACT INFORMATION PLEASE LOOK UP DJ ELECTRA IN THE YELLOW PAGES UNDER "SERVICE > REASONABLE DJS" OR "MOTIVATORS" SHE IS LISTED UNDER "DJ ELECTRA!!!" THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS ANYTHING FEWER THAN THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS IS THE WRONG DJ ELECTRA; ANYTHING MORE IS ABSURD GOOD LUCK LOOKS LIKE SUSAN REMEMBERED TO ADD DJ ELECTRA'S CONTACT INFO BUT I ENJOY THIS POST MUCH MORE ON ITS OWN AND OUT OF CONTEXT ...

If you’ve read The Man in the Garlic Tuxedo   (and if you haven't, WHY NOT?), you know that my father-in-law has one of the more fascinating if infrequently utilized Twitter feeds in the Twitterverse. It’s so underutilized, in fact, that it sometimes opens itself up to hacking, which only adds to the overall quality: Rayban 80th Anniversary Sale,All Made in a Legitimate Factory,Come With New Box And Certificates!>> rbusnu,com — Tony Ursino (@bklynrlty) January 1, 2017 Classic. But I had noticed some curious action recently from my father-in-law on Twitter that included him congratulating, in separate cases, the Colts Neck Police Department and Bill Gates, which, sure, I guess. But I’ve never known him to be passionate about either of those things, so I wondered whether he’d been hacked again, and I explored this possibility by examining his Twitter timeline.  The jury's still out, mainly because it's nearly impossible to differentiate an actual tweet ...

I REALIZE THERE'S A LOT GOING ON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW BUT I GOTTA ASK WELL "U MAKE SOUND MEATLOAF IS PREHISTORIC" IS THE MEATLOAF OF COMMENTS I MEAN DAMN PAT INGLES- COMMENTS AREN'T LIKE A MEATLOAF RECIPE WHERE YOU CAN JUST THROW A BUNCH OF WORDS IN THERE, MIX IT ALL AROUND AND HOPE IT WORKS OUT IF YOU SHOWED ME THIS MEME AND TOLD ME SOMEONE NAMED DICK DODSON COMMENTED ON IT BUT I HAD TO GUESS THE COMMENT, THIS WOULD BE MY EXACT GUESS, VERBATIM THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE DAMN GIRL OK WE GET IT IMAGINING THIS IS THE "SEACREST, OUT" OF SOUTHERN WOMEN AND MARILYN ENDS EVERY CONVERSATION WITH AN EMPHATIC "PIQUANT SAUCE" OH FOR REAL suspect is 5' 5", brown hair, and very glamorous, claims to have been "cooking meatloaf" when crime occurred a week or so ago, any information contact 1-800-CRIME-LOAF YOU CAN'T GET IN THE MEATLOAF? HOW IRONIC. ALSO THIS RESTAUR...