Facebook memes of the week

FINALLY A MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO COOK WHILE STANDING

AND FOR PEOPLE WHO ENJOY SUSPENSE BECAUSE FOR ME THIS STORY HAD A SURPRISE ENDING

I HONESTLY THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN

BUT EVEN IF THIS MEME READ "SHE COOKS FOR PEOPLE AND THEN SITS DOWN" I WOULD HAVE THE SAME REACTION I'M HAVING NOW, WHICH IS: OKAAAAAY

AND YET IF I SHARED THIS MEME ON INSTAGRAM MY MOTHER-IN-LAW WOULD BREAK THROUGH THE GLASS OF THE PHONE TRYING TO LIKE IT AS HARD AS POSSIBLE

THEN SHE WOULD COMMENT FROM A SECONDARY DEVICE "YOU GOT THAT RIGHT MIKE WE NEVER GET TO SIT DOWN OH THIS IS SO TRUE (PASTA EMOJI) (PRAYING HANDS EMOJI) (HEART EMOJI) (AFRICAN AMERICAN SNOWBOARDER EMOJI THAT WAS A MISTAKE)"

THEN SHE WOULD ASK MY WIFE "WHERE DID MIKE GET THAT GREAT PICTURE HE POSTED ABOUT COOKING AND NOT SITTING DOWN AND HOW CAN I GET IT ON MY PHONE SO I CAN SHOW THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TOMORROW"

THEN MY WIFE WOULD BE LIKE "MA! HE SHARED IT IRONICALLY BECAUSE IT'S SO WEIRD AND STUPID"

THEN MY MOTHER-IN-LAW WOULD BE LIKE, "WHAT, OH GEEZ I CAN NEVER TELL WITH YOU KIDS, WELL I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT AND I'M GONNA ASK YOUR BROTHER HOW TO PUT IT ON MY PHONE, HE'S SO GOOD WITH THAT STUFF"

THINKING ABOUT ACTUALLY POSTING THIS TO INSTAGRAM AS A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT

IN THE MEANTIME:

UH ARE PEOPLE BEING RACIST TO PUPPIES NOW

IS THIS A THING

"BECAUSE I'M BLACK PUPPY"

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

VAL THOMAS IS NOT SHARING

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE

"SO WHAT IF YOU ARE BLACK" OMG WTF

IN THE GAME OF "HOW CAN I INSERT MY PERSONAL HEALTH ISSUES INTO THE COMMENTS OF THIS INANE MEME" FINDING OUT THAT RITA PARKER OF CLEVELAND, TENNESSEE HAS HAD EIGHT (!?) HEART ATTACKS IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS RACIST PUPPY MEME REGISTERS A PERFECT 10/10

CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE, WE DID IT