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Facebook meme of the week

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HOW IS THIS REAL IS ANYONE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING OR ARE WE JUST GOING WITH THIS JUST GOING WITH IT? OK UH IS THIS COMMENT FROM HEAVEN THEY DON'T HAVE SPELL CHECK UP THERE? DANG DOESN'T MATTER, YOU CAN STILL PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO THEM BY DRESSING UP LIKE ODIE FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR, I MEAN C'MON WITH GARFIELD AS MY WITNESS I WILL MAKE IT MY LIFE'S WORK TO ENSURE THAT NO ONE EVER FORGETS GRANDMA TWEETY #REMEMBERGRANDMATWEETY SO IS THIS MEME TARGETED ONLY AT GRANDPARENTS NAMED AFTER CARTOON CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEN IT ALMOST MAKES SENSE WE CAN'T SAY AMEN ANYMORE? FIRST THEY TAKE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS AND NOW THIS NO MEME IS EVER TRULY FULFILLED UNTIL SH HUMES VISITS THE COMMENTS AND DROPS SOME REALNESS WE CAN'T SAY THAT ANYMORE MISS MY LITTLE GRANDMA ONLY GRANDMA I HAD NEVER HAD A GRANDPA WOULDA LOVED HIM SO BAD CHORUS : LITTLE GRANDMA, LITTLE GRANDMA, THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY CALLED HER/LI...

Teaser links of the week

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IS IT GRILLED CORN ON THE COB I WOULD BET ANYTHING IT'S GRILLED CORN ON THE COB JUST IN CASE I HAVE DISPOSED OF ALL MY GRILLED CORN ON THE COB THANK YOU GUT DOCTOR WHY DOES THE YELLOW OUTLINE OF GUT DOCTOR STOP AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD MIKE "I BEG SMARTCONSUMERTODAY TO COMPLETE OR THROW OUT THIS OUTLINE OF GUT DOCTOR NOW" IS THIS VEGETABLE DISPOSAL DEMAND APPLICABLE TO SAY, GERMANS "I AM GUT DOCTOR TO AMERICANS ONLY, MAGA" - GUT DOCTOR (MAKE AMERICAN GUTS ACCEPTABLE) ALSO THE GUT DOCTOR IS SASHA BARON COHEN, I'VE BEEN HAD BUT I AM 40 THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THIS HEADLINE IS THE PICTURE OF GOOD BREASTS THAT ACCOMPANIES IT DJ RED ALERT SPINNING AT HEALTH CENTRAL EXPO AT THE JAVITS CENTER : GOOD BREASTS AT 50 STARTS WHEN /HOLDS MIC OUT TO CROWD/ CROWD : NOW DJ RED ALERT : /SCRATCHES/ WHEN CROWD : NOW DJ RED ALERT : /SCRATCHES/ "LET ME CLEAR MY-" /SCRATCHES/ "BREASTS" CROWD : GOES WILD MICHA...

Facebook meme of the week

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I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CLOWN BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT ALL MORNING CAN'T GET OVER IT BIG VACATION HOW IS "VACATION" ONE OF THE HANDFUL OF WORDS SPELLED CORRECTLY HERE "ADDERLEY ADDERLEY NEEDS A BIG VACATION" SOUNDS LIKE AN INDIE TEEN COMEDY THAT DEBUTED AT CANNES THIS VACATION OF A THING THANK YOU FOR RESTATING THIS MEME IN A WAY THAT MAKES CONSIDERABLY LESS SENSE BUT HEY AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T USE A CLOWN TO MAKE YOUR POINT SCORE ONE FOR "LISHA" A REAL PERSON OH WORD THE LONGEST I'VE EVER DONE FOOT IS 6 DAYS SO KUDOS TO YOUR DAUGHTER WORTH NOTING THAT THIS GLORIOUS TYPO IS THE RESULT OF A WOMAN NAMED CLARALYN MCCLAIN ATTEMPTING TO COMMENT ON A CLOWN-BASED PRO-KIDNAPPING MEME IN ORDER TO INFORM THE WORLD THAT HER DAUGHTER HAD A GREAT TIME ON VACATION I WANT TO HANG THIS COMMENT OVER THE FIREPLACE AND SIP BRANDY WHILE WAITING FOR DINNER GUESTS TO ASK ME ABOUT IT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE U...

Facebook memes of the week

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FINALLY A MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO COOK WHILE STANDING AND FOR PEOPLE WHO ENJOY SUSPENSE BECAUSE FOR ME THIS STORY HAD A SURPRISE ENDING I HONESTLY THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN BUT EVEN IF THIS MEME READ "SHE COOKS FOR PEOPLE AND THEN SITS DOWN" I WOULD HAVE THE SAME REACTION I'M HAVING NOW, WHICH IS: OKAAAAAY AND YET IF I SHARED THIS MEME ON INSTAGRAM MY MOTHER-IN-LAW WOULD BREAK THROUGH THE GLASS OF THE PHONE TRYING TO LIKE IT AS HARD AS POSSIBLE THEN SHE WOULD COMMENT FROM A SECONDARY DEVICE "YOU GOT THAT RIGHT MIKE WE NEVER GET TO SIT DOWN OH THIS IS SO TRUE (PASTA EMOJI) (PRAYING HANDS EMOJI) (HEART EMOJI) (AFRICAN AMERICAN SNOWBOARDER EMOJI THAT WAS A MISTAKE)" THEN SHE WOULD ASK MY WIFE "WHERE DID MIKE GET THAT GREAT PICTURE HE POSTED ABOUT COOKING AND NOT SITTING DOWN AND HOW CAN I GET IT ON MY PHONE SO I CAN SHOW THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TOMORROW" THEN MY WIFE WOULD BE LIKE "MA! HE SHARED IT IRONICALLY BECAUSE IT'S SO WE...