Nextdoor post of the week

PRETTY SURE YOU MEAN ISO LIKE “IN SEARCH OF” BUT “I SO” MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU ARE BRAGGING IN BROKEN ENGLISH ABOUT HOW RELIABLE YOU ARE

WHICH IS BETTER

MORE PEOPLE SHOULD USE NEXTDOOR TO BRAG ABOUT HOW GOOD THEY ARE AT THINGS

EXCEPT REAL ESTATE AGENTS WHO ARE ALREADY DOING THAT

ANYWAY, IF YOU PREFER SIMONE WHY DON’T YOU JUST ASK SIMONE

SHE DRIVES AND HAS NO POINTS ON HER LICENSE WHICH IS A MAJOR PLUS

THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT THE MORE I LIKE THE IDEA OF THIS POST SERVING AS A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WAY TO ASK SIMONE TO WATCH YOUR KID

LIKE SIMONE IS HER TEENAGE NIECE BUT MEREDITH ISN’T ON SPEAKING TERMS WITH HER SISTER-IN-LAW

“UGH YOU COULD HAVE JUST CALLED ME AUNT MEREDITH” – SIMONE, ROLLING HER EYES AS SHE SCROLLS THROUGH NEXTDOOR

BY THE WAY, HAVING NO POINTS ON YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE IS AN INTERESTING CORE REQUIREMENT FOR WATCHING YOUR CHILD

LIKE “I AM LOOKING FOR AN HVAC TECH WHO IS GOOD AT PICKUP BASKETBALL”

MEREDITH ALSO INCLUDES A PICTURE OF HER AND HER DAUGHTER WHICH IS KINDA WEIRD TO ME

AS IF SHE’S ANTICIPATING A RESPONSE LIKE “CAN YOU SEND A PICTURE” WHICH SHOULD BE A DISQUALIFYING RESPONSE ANYWAY

ALL IN ALL, ANOTHER SOLID NEXTDOOR AD THAT MANAGES TO BE RIDDLED WITH ERRORS AND ODDITIES DESPITE ITS BREVITY

FINGERS CROSSED THAT SIMONE RESPONDS