Facebook meme of the week
SHEESH THIS PUPPY IS REALLY FISHING
YA KNOW WHAT BUD WE ALL NEED A HUG BUT I HAVE ENOUGH DIGNITY NOT TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE LIKE THAT
ALSO WHAT'S UP WITH THE SHIFT BETWEEN FIRST AND THIRD PERSON AND IS THAT A BEAR EMOJI
ANYWAY NO-- IN 2018 I AM DRAWING THE LINE AT DIGITAL PUPPY-HUGGING
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
DAMMIT FINE HOW DO WE EVEN DO THIS
/TYPES "HUG" INTO MICROSOFT WORD, WAITS/
I FEEL THE SAME
THIS WHOLE PUPPY-HUGGING BUSINESS GOT ME WONDERING: DO ILLITERATE PEOPLE LIKE PUPPIES TOO
LET'S FIND OUT
IMAGINE JOHN BAHE SMITH IS YOUR DAD AND THIS MEME SHOWED UP ON YOUR FB TIMELINE BECAUSE YOUR DAD COMMENTED ON IT AND THIS IS THE COMMENT
WELL GUESS WHAT JOHN BAHE SMITH *IS* MY DAD AND HE IS A FIREFIGHTER WHO JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE FEELINGS SO BACK OFF OK
SANDRA AND SHIRLEY TOOK TIME OUT OF THEIR RESPECTIVE DAYS TO WRITE THESE THINGS
LET US NEVER FORGET THAT
ALL GOODIE STUFF
#ALLGOODIESTUFF
SEE IF LAURA ABEL IS STILL AROUND WHEN ALL THE BADDIE STUFF IS GOING DOWN LIKE PAYING $40 TO HAVE YOUR DOG'S ANAL GLANDS EXPRESSED SMH
I READ THIS LIKE REBECCA DOESN'T LIKE PUPPIES AND IS GIVING THE HUG ONLY BECAUSE OF THE EXTERNAL PRESSURE OF FELLOW COMMENTERS
"HERE'S YOU A *DAMN* HUG"
IT'S HONESTLY NOT A LOT OF WORDS THAT ONE HAS TO STRING TOGETHER COHERENTLY TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THIS PUPPY MEME
HE *IS* LOOKING CUTE THO
BTW WE CAN ASSUME THIS DOG IS A "HE" BECAUSE DOGS ARE BOYS AND CATS ARE GIRLS
WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION: IS THIS LITTLE GUY HUNG
OK GEEZ I WAS JOKING
I MEAN C'MON PEOPLE LET'S NOT SEXUALIZE THIS PUPPY
I DON'T CARE IF I'M GETTING TROLLED, "HE GORGE'S" IS THE BEST THING I'VE READ IN MONTHS
THAT SAID, YOU CAN'T POST XXX COMMENTS ON G-RATED MEMES AND EXPECT NOT TO GET CALLED OUT
SO CONSIDER YOURSELF ON NOTICE CHRISSIE HARTE
OK THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL HE'S ONLY ASKING FOR AN INNOCENT HUG
OK THAT'S IT, I'M DONE WITH THESE INNUENDOS LET'S BRING IT BACK TO GOOD OL' FASHIONED WHOLESOME ILLITERACY
WE'RE BACK ON TRACK, NOW LET'S BRING IT HOME
THANK YOU SHIRLEY
SHIRLEY'S PROFILE PIC SCREAMS "HOW THE HELL DO YOU WORK THIS DANG THING" BUT HER SENTIMENTS IN THIS INSTANCE ARE RIGHT ON POINT
THANK YOU EVERYONE, THIS HAS BEEN #ALLGOODIESTUFF
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Oh, and yes, the apostrophe never makes sense. Nothing makes sense here. Nothing matters! Fun!