Facebook meme of the week



WOW THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE

STEP ASIDE BEST FRIEND-- MY LITTLE GIRL IS ALL GROWN UP

THERE ARE TOO MANY BUTTERFLIES IN THIS MEME TO NOT BE TALKING ABOUT BUTTERFLIES IMO

I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN "A DAUGHTER IS LIKE A BUTTERFLY WHO SPROUTS INTO YOUR BEST FRIEND"

DO BUTTERFLIES SPROUT

A DAUGHTER IS LIKE A CATERPILLAR WHO IS JUST THERE IN YOUR HOUSE FOR 18 YEARS BUT WHO THEN TURNS INTO A BUTTERFLY WHO IS ALSO YOUR BEST FRIEND AND CAN NOW BE IN YOUR FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE OR WHATEVER

DOES ANYONE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER


"ONE OF THE THINGS I LIKE LEAST ABOUT MY SHITS TIRING DAUGHTER IS THAT SHE'S ALWAYS PARKING, I MEAN WTF TAKE THE BUS OR SOMETHING"




THIS COMMENT IS ON BRAND WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT DT REALLY REALLY LOVES HIS DAUGHTER

WELL ONE OF THEM AT LEAST

THE RUSSIAN BOTS AREN'T EVEN TRYING AT THIS POINT

THIS COMMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO IN THE "SHARE IF YOU SUPPORT A PRESIDENT WITH A QUESTIONABLE PAST" MEME (WHICH ALSO STRANGELY FEATURED BUTTERFLIES) BUT WHO EVEN CARES




WELL GOSH DARN IT SOMEBODY CARES

I COMMEND JENI HUNTER'S GENUINE ATTEMPT TO MODERATE THIS THREAD

CAN'T ALLOW THIS IMPORTANT DISCUSSION TO VEER OFF COURSE

SPEAKING OF




I WONDER WHY YOUR DAUGHTERS WORRY ABOUT YOU, YOU SEEM STABLE AND GOOD AT MAKING WORDS

ALSO, YOUR SON LIVES AT YOUR HOUSE AND COMES OVER ON SUNDAYS

WHERE DOES HE FIND THE TIME

LAST WEEKEND RAEDER CAME OVER AT THE EXACT SAME TIME NANCY WAS OPENING HER SURPRISE BOXES AND INSIDE THE SURPRISE BOXES WERE BUTTERFLIES AND IT WAS THE GREATEST DAY OF NANCY FOGG'S LIFE

#SURPRISEBOXES

#RAEDER



SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE FERRITIN MOTHERS




NON-SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE UNGRATEFUL DAUGHTERS WHO THINK THEIR FERRITIN MOTHERS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN CASH COWS

"WHEN THE CASH COW REVOLTS" A COLUMN BY DAVID BROOKS




GROWN-ASS ADULTS SAYING MOMMY AND DADDY IS NORMALLY UNACCEPTABLE BUT MYRA HAS MADE UP FOR THAT WITH DARUGTHERS

DA RUGTHERS IS TAKING HIP-HOP BACK TO '96, SON

DARUGTHERS WILL SHIP FOR FREE WHEN YOU PURCHASE ONE 5' X 8' OR LARGER

DARUGTHER > RAEDER

MEET MY DARUGTHER, HER NAME IS DARUGTHER

I CANNOT THINK OF A BETTER NAME FOR A BEAUTIFUL GIRL


OK ACTUALLY RUSTY IS BETTER

Comments

troy said…
STEP ASIDE BEST FRIEND-- MY LITTLE GIRL IS ALL GROWN UP

:(
troy said…
Insert 'I hope the Rushings love their children too' joke here oh wait I just did.

I did leave you the 'I hope the Rushings get that consensual activity in the Oval Office is not, in fact, worse than sexual assault (too)' joke here OMG I DID IT AGAIN.

BTW: big week on the blog, with the two references to iron (ferritin mothers and Fe ein, which is the tax ID for the element).

#TeamRaeder #SorryDidn'tKnowHowToGetTheLittleSchwaOverTheRAtTheEnd
mkenny59 said…
This blog is about nothing if not copious amounts of iron. And I preesh your observations on the Rushings. I love how the bot uses the term Oval Office and then brings it back with the dot dot dot Oval Office for the big finish. And how "Glad people don't drag my past up over and over again" is immediately followed by bringing up Bill Clinton's 1998. And hey, let's lump all transgressions into "the past" to make them more easily forgivable, because if you really think about it, and if "30 seconds ago" qualifies as "the past," what are we even complaining about? Everything is fine.

And listen, we still have about a decade to be best friends, so don't fret.

KO Rob said…
If your best friend offers to give you a "Rusty Darugther", you say no thank you, and you exit the Oval Office... immediately.
mkenny59 said…
I am loling.