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I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH THIS SENTIMENT GOING TO HAVE TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT THIS ONE BEFORE DECIDING WHETHER TO SHARE IN THE MEANTIME LET'S GATHER SOME OPINIONS OLD TROLLS IN COWBOYS HATS SHARING SARCASTIC MISOGYNISTIC COMMENTS ON WEIRD-ASS MEMES FOR THE SHEER THRILL OF IT ARE THE REAL HEROES EXCERPT FROM THE FORTHCOMING NOVEL TUESDAYS WITH PAWPAW "SO TRUE FOR A LOT OF RELATIONSHIP" RAVES RATEMYBOOK.COM IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH THIS COMMENT IS SO GOOD IT WARRANTS A SEQUEL AS IS USUALLY THE CASE THE SEQUEL WAS NOT AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL FIRST OF ALL, NOT LIKING THIS "GRANDPA" WHO REPLACED PAWPAW ALSO TOO LONG-- COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE WHOLE BEDTIME AND WAKE-UP SCENES AND HONESTLY THE END WHERE GOD KILLS THAT MOLE FOR NO REASON WAS JUST CONFUSING BUT THE THEME HOLDS UP SO: THREE STARS OR YOUR COMMENT COULD GO LIKE THIS I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SENTENCE AND A MEME BUT THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW I'V...

IF THIS TYPO EQUALS $5,000 A WALK THEN I AM A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG PERSON BUT LISTEN IF I FIND OUT YOUR DOG IS NOT EASYGOING I’M OUT HEY BUDDY I CAME HERE FOR SANDWICH INFO RACCOON SIGHTINGS AND DOG-WALKING OPPORTUNITIES, KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUTTA HERE IF YOU WANNA TALK TO ME COME KNOCK ON MY DOOR YOU KNOW WHAT DON'T KNOCK ON MY DOOR ACTUALLY "SEAMAN GIVES HUSBAND A HARD TIME" I AM SORRY BUT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE POLITICS OUTTA HERE WOW LOOK AT THAT DRIVEWAY THIS POST IS VERY ENJOYABLE IF YOU IMAGINE IT BEING READ FOR A TV COMMERCIAL IN THE MOST MONOTONE VOICE POSSIBLE WITH PICTURES OF ROADS FLASHING ACROSS THE SCREEN IS “GOT PAVING” THE OFFICIAL BOTTOMING OUT OF THE MILK AD I SAY NO LET’S KEEP IT GOING IMAGINE TAKING MULTIPLE PICTURES OF ADULT DIAPERS TO POST ON THE INTERNET "YOU SAY YOU HAVE ADULT DIAPERS BUT WHERE'S THE PROOF?" - A PERSON? “I HAPPEN TO HAVE” SURE OK ...

WOW THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE STEP ASIDE BEST FRIEND-- MY LITTLE GIRL IS ALL GROWN UP THERE ARE TOO MANY BUTTERFLIES IN THIS MEME TO NOT BE TALKING ABOUT BUTTERFLIES IMO I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN "A DAUGHTER IS LIKE A BUTTERFLY WHO SPROUTS INTO YOUR BEST FRIEND" DO BUTTERFLIES SPROUT A DAUGHTER IS LIKE A CATERPILLAR WHO IS JUST THERE IN YOUR HOUSE FOR 18 YEARS BUT WHO THEN TURNS INTO A BUTTERFLY WHO IS ALSO YOUR BEST FRIEND AND CAN NOW BE IN YOUR FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE OR WHATEVER DOES ANYONE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER "ONE OF THE THINGS I LIKE LEAST ABOUT MY SHITS TIRING DAUGHTER IS THAT SHE'S ALWAYS PARKING, I MEAN WTF TAKE THE BUS OR SOMETHING" THIS COMMENT IS ON BRAND WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT DT REALLY REALLY LOVES HIS DAUGHTER WELL ONE OF THEM AT LEAST THE RUSSIAN BOTS AREN'T EVEN TRYING AT THIS POINT THIS COMMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO IN THE "SHARE IF YOU SUPPORT A PRESIDENT WITH A QUESTIONABLE PAST" MEME (WHICH AL...

LAST WEEK WE DISCOVERED THAT DOGS ARE HUMANS AND THIS WEEK WE FIND OUT THAT WOMEN ARE ANIMALS I AM LEARNING A LOT THROUGH MEMES BUT IS ALL OF THIS TRUE THERE'S ONLY ONE GROUP I WANT TO HEAR FROM WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN AND THAT'S GUYS LET'S HEAR IT GUYS RANDY WALTON DOESN'T LIKE IT! NOT ONE BIT! RANDY WALTON MIGHT NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MEME AND A COMMENT BUT HE KNOWS WHEN WOMEN ARE BEING DISRESPECTED AND FOR THAT HE IS A HERO AND WHAT BETTER VENUE TO PROVE IT THAN HERE, THE COMMENTS THREAD OF A WOMEN SMILING IN SILENCE MEME THERE IS NOT A MEME ON THE INTERNET THAT CAN'T SERVE AS A CATALYST TO POTENTIALLY GARNER SYMPATHY FOR YOUR VERY SPECIFIC PERSONAL SITUATION I ONCE USED THE KERMIT SIPPING TEA MEME TO TALK ABOUT HOW AN EX-BOSS DIDN'T ALLOW ME TO WRITE POETRY ON MY LUNCH BREAK IT GOT ME THREE LIKES AND HONESTLY, SOME MUCH-NEEDED CLOSURE THIS IS FOR THE GUYS TOUGH TO INTERPRET THIS ONE WITH FULL CONFIDENCE...