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I WONDER WHAT PLACES PAINTERS LOVE K COOL THANKS THEY PROLLY LOVE THESE PLACES BECAUSE THEY CAN PAINT THERE SOME PLACES DON'T LET YOU PAINT THERE LIKE ANNIE'S PRETZELS TO CITE BUT ONE EXAMPLE ANYWAY BEEN THINKIN' ABOUT INVESTING IN A MINI FOOD PROCESSOR K COOL THANKS SO MUCH FOR MY "HUMMUS, PARTY OF ONE" IDEA ANOTHER THING I'VE BEEN THINKI- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG IS IT GONE WHEW WOW OK WHERE WERE WE OH YEAH FOOD FINALLY NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY FIRST LADIES HAVE TO KEEP THIS SECRET UNTIL THEY'RE OUT OF OFFICE BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE KNOW NOW REFINERY29 EDITOR : AND CAN GET A PICTURE OF HER WHERE SHE'S MAKING THE "OOOHHH THAT'S ACTUALLY THE ONE FOOD I JUST DON'T LIKE" FACE REFINERY29 INTERN : GOT IT "THE BROMANCE" LOGO PAIRS WELL WITH THIS HEADLINE WTF SATISFYING HEADLINES LIKE THIS ARE WHY I LOG ON TO THE ...

UHHH IS THAT ALL IS THERE A PUNCHLINE OR SOMETHING LIFE LESSON NAH, JUST A SAD PANDA MEME? OK I GUESS LET'S ROLL WITH IT HERE IS A SEGMENT WE CALL "GREAT MOMENTS IN INTERNET DIALOGUE" COURTESY OF BEVERLY AND ETHAN TO RECAP BEVERLY : THIS SAD MEME IS SAD ETHAN : 'SUP GIRL BEVERLY : PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SAD LIKE PANDAS SO BACK OFF DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS SAD MEME IS SAD THIS OPINION SEEMS CONTRARIAN RJ HENIO'S CREW : YA'LL SEEN THAT PANDA MEME RJ HENIO : OH THAT SAD RJ HENIO'S CREW : SAY WORD ... ... (EVERYONE CRIES) THAT PANDA WILL KILL YOU WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING BEER RIGHT NOW JOHN BECAUSE YOUR COMMENT IS GARBLED NONSENSE THIS KIND OF FISHING FOR INTERNET AFFECTION IS WHY MEMES WERE INVENTED IN THE FIRST PLACE THANK YOU SAD PANDA MEME, AND THANK YOU EVERYONE

HMMM WONDER WHAT THIS IS ABOUT YO YO YO PHIL THAT SUCKS M'MAN BUT I HAVE SOME POINTS TO MAKE: 1) TMI 2) AIN'T NOBODY TRYIN' TO THINK ABOUT PHIL'S FEET AT 11:40AM SO CLOSE TO LUNCH DAMN 3) THIS IS A NEIGHBORHOOD SOCIAL MEDIA GROUP FOR LIKE FINDING A LOST CAT OR HAVING A GARAGE SALE OR WHATEVER 4) SAVE THE FOOT STUFF FOR TINDER NA MEAN 5) IS YOUR MISSPELLING SOME TYPE OF FREUDIAN POSITIVE OUTLOOK BECAUSE IF SO: 6) NICE 7) LEMME GUESS YOU NEED A FOOT DOCTOR IMMA BE HONEST PHIL- HERE ARE THE THINGS I CAN CONFIDENTLY RECOMMEND: 1) INTERNET SEARCH ENGINES 2) REUBEN SANDWICHES 3) DOPE ALBUMS THAT HAVE RECENTLY DROPPED 4) DECENT FOOT DOCTORS 5) CONTACTING YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE PROVIDER 6) FOOT PODCASTS 7) A NEW BOOK CALLED HOW TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO SOLICIT PERSONAL MEDICAL ADVICE IN THE AGE OF GOOGLE BY ME 8) CHAPTER ONE: DON'T 9) THAT IS THE WHOLE BOOK ANYWAY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT NOT INCLUDED AMONG THESE THINGS IS A G...

AT FIRST I WASN'T SURE WHAT IT WAS UNTIL I SAW DUDE SLIDING DOWN IT IT'S A SLIDE PRETTY SURE DUDE BROKE HIS COCCYX AFTER THIS RUN "BARBARA, CANCEL MY MEETING WITH FRANKLIN & ASSOCIATES AND TELL THEM IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SLIDE. I BROKE MY BUTT ... HAVING SEX." BUT AT LEAST HE YOLO'D TO FOLLOW UP: 1) NO 2) WHAT 3) YOU WOULD USE THE STAIRS TO GET BACK TO THE TOP. THE STAIRS ARE RIGHT THERE 4) OR THE STAIRS "... UNLESS THAT GAME IS SLIDING DOWN THE JOURNEY OF LIFE WITH ME FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY. IS THIS INDOOR SLIDE MEME COMMENT THREAD THE RIGHT PLACE TO FIND A SERIOUS WOMAN" "ALAS IT SEEMS NOT." - RAY (AKA EMMY RAY) IT *IS* CRAZY THAT HE (MAN PICTURED) REALLY LIKES [THE SLIDE] BUT NOT AS CRAZY AS YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THIS COMMENT THREAD SO YOU WIN, HELEN HALL I DON'T SEE WHY NOT, EDDIE EIDDIE GUYS- EDDIE EIDDIE LOVES OUR STUFF AND WANTS TO HELP I DON'T KNOW WHICH A...