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WAY NO. 1: SIT ON A CHAIR THE DAILY MEAL EDITOR : I NEED INTERESTING IDEAS, GO INTERN 1 : 5 UNBELIEVABLE THINGS TO EAT THE DAILY MEAL EDITOR : THE DAILY MEAL IS ABOUT PEOPLE, NOT JUST MEALS! INTERN 2 : FIVE PEOPLE WHO WERE EATEN BY UNBELIEVABLE THINGS THE DAILY MEAL EDITOR : TOO VIOLENT ... BUT YOU COULD CONVINCE ME OVER DRINKS INTERN 1 : FIVE UNBELIEVABLE PEOPLE WHO HAVE EATEN THINGS THE DAILY MEAL EDITOR : OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, WE'LL NEED THE FOOD HISTORIES OF ANNE FRANK AND KEYSER SOZE ... NOT GONNA BE EASY INTERN 2 : FIVE PEOPLE WHO ATE UNBELIEVABLE THINGS THE DAILY MEAL EDITOR : I LOVE IT- HERE, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME EATING THIS FRISBEE SIR FIDDLESTICKS GERMPENIS FLURFFY REINCE PRIEBUS BONGTONG-ZIPPY FEELS LIKE THE ANSWER IS LIMITLESS TWITCHBLIZZARD OK I'M DONE WAIT WHAT I'VE ONLY VISITED THE ON PLACE IN MAIN AND NEW MEXICO I'M DYING TO SEE THE ON PLACE IN KANSAS MY ON FRIEND TOLD ME IT'S ON HECK...

THIS MEME HAS IT ALL A HEADER THAT LETS THE VIEWER KNOW WHAT THEY'RE IN FOR  ✅ A SMUG MINION  ✅ MAD EMOJIS, SON  ✅ A HILARIOUS JOKE I'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE THAT MAKES SENSE  ✅ PROPER GRAMMAR  ✅ ARE MY HOME SKILLETS FEELIN' THIS DOPE MEME HOLLA ATCHA BOY THAT IS NOT HOW THE JOKE GOES DAMMIT CYNTHIA WTF SAM SERIOUSLY PLEASE LOOK AT THIS MEME AGAIN AND IMAGINE YOURSELF REFERENCING EGYPT I CAN'T EVEN WITH THIS COMMENT I HATE IT AND I LOVE IT AND I WILL THINK ABOUT IT FOR ETERNITY THANK YOU NYNVA NO DOUBT YOUR COMMENT HAS RAISED THE LEVEL OF DISCOURSE HERE NYNVA HEARD THAT, EVERYONE NYNVA HEARD THAT NOPE HAVE LOTS OF NAMES MUCH? EVERYONE, PLEASE STOP TRYING TO TOP AN ALREADY PERFECT JOKE I HONESTLY CAN'T TELL IF GRACE IS ASKING IN EARNEST EITHER WAY, A+ COMMENT LOOKS LIKE MY HOME SKILLETS WERE IN FACT FEELIN' THIS DOPE MEME THANK YOU #EGYPT

[CLICKS LINK, GREETED BY GRAPHIC PICTURE OF BOBBY FLAY TURNING OVER MARINATED SHRIMP ON THE GRILL WITH HIS PENIS] WELL THAT WAS MY FAULT FOR CLICKING NO. 3: WEARING HIGH TUBE SOCKS IN A RECLINER? SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS "I WASN'T CONCERNED ABOUT HAVING A HEART ATTACK UNTIL I CLICKED ON A SPONSORED MSN TEASER LINK AND DISCOVERED MY KEITH VAN HORN-STYLE TUBE SOCKS WERE CUTTING OFF MY CIRCULATION. GGMVI.VOLUUMTRK.COM SAVED MY LIFE." - SOMEONE, MAYBE YES ... BECAUSE ... THEY'RE ... FAMOUS WHAT THIS GUY IS NOT EVEN A COAL MINER- HE'S SITTING IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER TRYING TO PROCESS THIS TERRIBLY CONSTRUCTED HEADLINE SAMSIES WITH REGARD TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING HERE: WTF "ARE WE GETTING TOO HYPERBOLIC ABOUT FLOWER POTS? ON THE NEXT 60 MINUTES ." DULY NOTED HOWEVER I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A BLOGGER STAR AND YET HERE I AM WITH ALMOST 50 FOLLOWERS WE DON'T CHOOSE OUR FATE THAT SAID S...

CAN’T BELIEVE THESE OLDIES STILL WANT TO DO THINGS BEFORE THEY DIE INSTEAD OF JUST DYING SMH WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN CAN’T TALK NOW, I’M VIRTUALLY SWIMMING WITH MY SHIRT ON ALONGSIDE ADAM SANDLER KIM K IS WEARING A WINTER COAT FYI “SPLASH NEWS” - FOR ALL OF YOUR CELEBRITIES NEAR WATER INFORMATION ALL THREE FLAVORS ARE APPLE WE'VE CONFIRMED OR WE'VE MADE SOME KIND OF PURCHASING MISTAKE EITHER WAY ANOTHER INVESTIGATIVE REPORT IN THE BOOKS I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE WAY I SEE CHEERLEADING BUT IT COULD PROBABLY USE A CHANGE LET ME CHECK THIS OUT WOW I NEVER OF THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY HOLD UP WHITE GIRLS LIKE CHEERLEADING? THIS HAS BEEN EYE-OPENING YOU'RE KIDDING GREAT NAME TAGLINE: OUR GOAL IS TO ENSURE YOU HAVE XXX-TRA GOOD MANNERS LOL THE '96 ST. JOE'S HIGH SCHOOL FALCONS ALSO WOULD HAVE TOPPED THE WARRIORS IT WAS A DIFFERENT ERA NAILED IT THE IMPACT O...

I DID IT I FOUND THE WORST MEME SOME OBSERVATIONS -WHAT -MR. BEAN MIGHT BE FROM ENGLAND BUT THESE WORDS ARE NOT ENGLISH -WHY ARE DONALD DUCK AND THE CHESHIRE CAT HERE -DOES THIS GUY KNOW HE’S IN A DANK MEME  ↓ EVEN THE ORGANIZATION THAT PRODUCED THIS MESS IS ONE BIG TYPO ANYWAY I COULDN’T POSSIBLY LOVE THIS MEME MORE DOES ANYONE ECHO THAT SENTIMENT ELEONORE YOUR NAME MIGHT BE WILD BUT YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS MR. BEAN MEME ARE RIGHT ON POINT "I SEE YOUR SELF-AFFIRMING MR. BEAN ON THE BEACH WITH DONALD DUCK MEME AND I RAISE YOU A GOPHER WEARING A KANGOL IN A LOUNGE CHAIR EMOJI" - THIS LADY KATHY J ZBYDNIEWSKI LOVED MR. BEAN’S COMICAL SKITS PERSONALLY I WAS MORE A FAN OF HIS DRAMATIC WORK REGARDLESS THE MAIN TAKEAWAY FROM ANY MR. BEAN PERFORMANCE WAS OBVIOUS: ENJOY YOUR OWN COMPANY THAN EXPECTING SOMEONE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WORDS TO LIVE BY INSPIRATION IDEA: “TO ...

REGISTER YOUR MOPED COME OUT TO YOUR FAMILY APPLY FOR A HOME EQUITY LOAN CHOOSE AN INTERNET BROWSER TALK TO AN ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON THIS IS FUN SURE WHY NOT WHO CARES NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE ANYWAY CONSPIRACY THEORY: AMY SCHUMER IS NOW MANAGING THE CHAIN-SMOKING BOY'S CAREER AND THEY ARE PRODUCING A SITCOM CALLED "MANNY LOVES GRANNY" WHICH IS A SPINOFF OF MODERN FAMILY BECAUSE YES: CHAIN-SMOKING BOY IS ACTUALLY MANNY #SKETCHY "MAKE SURE IT HASN'T CHANGED COLOR BEFORE YOU COOK IT" "I WAS FARTING THE WHOLE TIME" "DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT" "THE CHAIN-SMOKING 2-YEAR-OLD SHOULD PROBABLY NOT BE CHAIN SMOKING" THIS IS FUN "WOW I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THOSE POTATO CHIPS THAT ONLY EXIST IN THAT SPECIFIC GEOGRAPHIC LOCATION TO WHICH I HAVE NO INTEREST IN EVER GOING" - ME AFTER READING THIS ARTICLE, WHICH DELIVERED ON WHAT AT FIRST SEEMED TO BE A FAR-FETCHED PROMISE THESIS :...