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WHAT IS THE GOOD AND RELEVANT NEWS OF THE DAY
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING I THINK ABOUT MORE THAN WHAT THE WOMAN FROM THRILLER LOOKS LIKE NOW
AND THAT'S SWIMMING WITH PIGS IN THE BAHAMAS
(READS LIST, REFERENCES PERSONAL NOTEBOOK)
QUESTION NO. 19: CAN YOU RIDE THE PIGS -NO
QUESTION NO. 20: CAN THE PIGS RIDE YOU -NO
QUESTION NO. 38: ARE THE PIGS NATIVE
QUESTION NO. 46: WHY
SO NOT *EVERYTHING* I GUESS SMH
IF THEY CAME TO THIS COUNTRY LEGALLY, SURE
AS IF YOU NEEDED MORE INFO, THIS ONE HAS A LEDE
SURE EATING SUSHI IS FUN, BUT SO IS RUBBING SUSHI ON YOUR HEAD, WHICH IS A THING PEOPLE DO? HA HA I DON'T MEAN RUBBING ACTUAL SUSHI ON YOUR HEAD, BUT ONE OF THE CONDIMENTS ASSOCIATED WITH SUSHI. HOLD ON, LET ME START OVER, NOT BY DELETING THAT INTRO, BUT BY CONTINUING TO WRITE. FIRST OF ALL, EVERYONE WANTS TO SMUSH SUSHI ON THEIR HEAD. LET'S START WITH THAT. HEAD SUSHI. #HEADSUSHI. BUT WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT. EVER HEAR OF WASABI? USUALLY WASABI IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE SUSHI THAT YOU'RE DYING TO SMASH ON YOUR HEAD. ANYWAY, LET'S ASSUME THAT WASABI IS REAL. ACCORDING TO SCIENCE
(TYPES IN "WOMAN FROM THRILLER")
(WAITS 10 SECONDS)
(BRACES SELF)
*YOUR SEARCH HAS YIELDED 0 RESULTS*
WHAT THE HELL
HARD PASS
WHAT IS BTS
"MARRIAGE CAN BE RUFF, BUT IF YOU'RE DOG-GONE SURE YOU'RE IN PUPPY LOVE ... I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO THIS, I HAVE A DEGREE IN FINANCE" (STRIPS OFF MICROPHONE, WALKS OUT) - DOG MINISTER
YOU CAN STOP RIGHT THERE, I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW
NEW ZEALAND NAVY: HELLO, FIRM?
FIRM: YES
NEW ZEALAND NAVY: THIS IS THE NEW ZEALAND NAVY. WE'D LIKE TO PAY YOU $700,000 TO DO STUFF
FIRM: OK
NEW ZEALAND NAVY: YOU'RE NOT MIRED IN ANY FAT LEONARD SEX, ARE YOU
FIRM: UH ... NO
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING I THINK ABOUT MORE THAN WHAT THE WOMAN FROM THRILLER LOOKS LIKE NOW
AND THAT'S SWIMMING WITH PIGS IN THE BAHAMAS
(READS LIST, REFERENCES PERSONAL NOTEBOOK)
QUESTION NO. 38: ARE THE PIGS NATIVE
QUESTION NO. 46: WHY
SO NOT *EVERYTHING* I GUESS SMH
IF THEY CAME TO THIS COUNTRY LEGALLY, SURE
AS IF YOU NEEDED MORE INFO, THIS ONE HAS A LEDE
SURE EATING SUSHI IS FUN, BUT SO IS RUBBING SUSHI ON YOUR HEAD, WHICH IS A THING PEOPLE DO? HA HA I DON'T MEAN RUBBING ACTUAL SUSHI ON YOUR HEAD, BUT ONE OF THE CONDIMENTS ASSOCIATED WITH SUSHI. HOLD ON, LET ME START OVER, NOT BY DELETING THAT INTRO, BUT BY CONTINUING TO WRITE. FIRST OF ALL, EVERYONE WANTS TO SMUSH SUSHI ON THEIR HEAD. LET'S START WITH THAT. HEAD SUSHI. #HEADSUSHI. BUT WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT. EVER HEAR OF WASABI? USUALLY WASABI IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE SUSHI THAT YOU'RE DYING TO SMASH ON YOUR HEAD. ANYWAY, LET'S ASSUME THAT WASABI IS REAL. ACCORDING TO SCIENCE
(TYPES IN "WOMAN FROM THRILLER")
(WAITS 10 SECONDS)
(BRACES SELF)
*YOUR SEARCH HAS YIELDED 0 RESULTS*
WHAT THE HELL
HARD PASS
WHAT IS BTS
"MARRIAGE CAN BE RUFF, BUT IF YOU'RE DOG-GONE SURE YOU'RE IN PUPPY LOVE ... I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO THIS, I HAVE A DEGREE IN FINANCE" (STRIPS OFF MICROPHONE, WALKS OUT) - DOG MINISTER
YOU CAN STOP RIGHT THERE, I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW
NEW ZEALAND NAVY: HELLO, FIRM?
FIRM: YES
NEW ZEALAND NAVY: THIS IS THE NEW ZEALAND NAVY. WE'D LIKE TO PAY YOU $700,000 TO DO STUFF
FIRM: OK
NEW ZEALAND NAVY: YOU'RE NOT MIRED IN ANY FAT LEONARD SEX, ARE YOU
FIRM: UH ... NO
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