Facebook meme of the week

I BET THIS WAS WRITTEN BY AN IMPARTIAL NON-BROWN-EYED PERSON

ALSO PRETTY SURE THESE WERE THE LYRICS TO “BROWN EYED GIRL” BEFORE VAN MORRISON’S EDITOR GOT INVOLVED

MIGHT I ADD THAT BROWN-EYED PEOPLE ARE VERY GOOD AT MAKING MEMES AND WRITING WORDS AND ALSO PUNCTUATION AND CAPITALIZATION AND SYNTAX

“THEY ARE STRAIGHT SHOOTERS AND HONEST TO THE POINT TO BE INTIMIDATING BY THOSE WHO AREN’T USED TO SUCH OPEN HONESTY!”

PERSONALLY I AM NOT USED TO SUCH ELOQUENT PHRASING, BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVE BLUE EYES

BARBARA N RONNIE WAGONER’S DAUGHTER: WHAT I ACTUALLY SAID MOM IS THAT YOU’RE A B*TCH

POTENTIAL EMPLOYER: IT SAYS HERE YOUR NAME IS FLUFFER GHOSTMAN … IS THAT UH REAL

FLUFFER GHOSTMAN: AS REAL AS MY BROWN EYES

POTENTIAL EMPLOYER: AND YOUR SKILLS ARE “TELLING IT LIKE IT IS,” “HAVING BROWN EYES” AND “NOT [BLEEPING] CARING,” IS THAT CORRECT

FLUFFER GHOSTMAN: WHATEVER

POTENTIAL EMPLOYER: CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED AT YOUR LAST PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT

FLUFFER GHOSTMAN: PFFFT MY STUPID ASS BOSS COULDN’T HANDLE HEARING THE TRUTH EVERY DAY

POTENTIAL EMPLOYER: CAN YOU GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF THE TRUTH

FLUFFER GHOSTMAN: THAT TIE SUCKS AND FILING PAPERS IS STUPID AND I’M LEAVING SIX HOURS EARLY TODAY TO PICK UP MY COUSIN

POTENTIAL EMPLOYER: I AM SO INTIMIDATED BY YOUR TRUTH BUT ALSO YOU’RE HIRED

COUNTERPOINT

SOUNDS LIKE *SOMEONE* WASN’T ALLOWED IN THE BROWN-EYED FRIENDS CIRCLE

LOL INDEED, SPCOTT TEKRING

FEEL LIKE I'M IN PHILOSOPHY CLASS

WE WILL HAVE TO CONSULT THE TRUTH FOLLOWER AT A LATER DATE

I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE HERE WHEN I SAY I AM ALSO PROUD OF WENDELL’S BROWN EYES AND OLD HIP

IF THERE ARE ANY OTHER BODY PARTS THAT REQUIRE SELF-AFFIRMATION, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME

THANK YOU EVERYONE