Facebook meme of the week

THIS IS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENED

YOU KNOW IT’S BAD WHEN THE COMMENTERS ON THESE MEMES ARE BEING CRITICAL

DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR COMMON SENSE TO BE SITTING ON THE FENCE BUT

AT LEAST

IT’S NOT

SITTING

ON

THE

COUCH

SORRY

I MEAN THIS IS A PARODY RIGHT

DAVID WARBURTON > BILL GATES AS THE POSTER CHILD FOR EDUCATION BEING OVERRATED

#MATTERSDEGREE

CEO: THIS COMPUTER PROGRAMMING JOB REQUIRES A MASTER'S DEGREE

DAVID WARBURTON: DON’T GOT ONE DON’T NEED ONE, I KNOW HOW *TO* DO ANYTHING HERE TALK TO MY WIFE

CEO: I DON’T (PHONE SHOVED IN FACE) UM HELLO … UH HUH … UH HUH … WOW REALLY HE DIDN’T EVEN READ THE INSTRUCTIONS … UH HUH … WELL I MEAN I WASN’T TALKING SEXUALLY BUT OK WOW … NO THANK *YOU* (HANGS UP) WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I WORK FOR YOU NOW

DAVID WARBURTON: THOUGHT SO

I CAN’T BELIEVE ALL THESE KIDS WHO GRADUATED FROM AUTO PARTS/WATER PUMP UNIVERSITY STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING

THIS EXTREMELY SPECIFIC THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU AT NAPA AUTO PARTS ONE TIME IS DEFINITELY AN INDICTMENT ON OUR SOCIETY

(I STARE AT THE WACK OF DIPLOMAS IN MY OFFICE) YOU'RE ALL WACK (I KNOCK THEM OFF THE WALL VIOLENTLY, GLASS SHATTERS EVERYWHERE, I CRY UNCONTROLLABLY)

THAT REMINDS ME OF THE JOKE HOW MANY MILITARY UTILITIES MAN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB

THE ANSWER IS IT TAKES ONE MILITARY UTILITIES MEN TO DO IT BECAUSE THE OTHER ONES ARE STUPID BECAUSE THEY’RE EDUCATED

THE PUNCHLINE TRANSLATES BETTER IN PERSON BECAUSE I DO A THING WITH MY HANDS

THE HOTTEST TAKE YET

YA BURNT

I NEVER WENT TO WHATEVER THAT IS EITHER

WHERE AM I

I WANT TO FILE A HARESMENT SUIT AGAINST THAT COMMENT

WELP WE FOUND THE GREATEST COMMENT, EVERYONE GO HOME

YOU RUINED IT AND I DON’T ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY

OK I AM HAPPY AGAIN