Facebook meme of the week

EACH POOP MEME IS BETTER THAN THE LAST

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY POOP STORIES

MORE LIKE POOP VISOR AMIRITE

OUR SAYING IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS WTF IS PHYLISS EVEN TALKING ABOUT

MY POST TOASTIES HAVE NEVER BEEN PUNKED ON AND I PREFER TO KEEP IT THAT WAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

YOU SEEM CHILL

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY RETIREMENT SLOWLY STRIPS YOU OF THE URGE TO BECOME A BIRD AND POOP ON PEOPLE’S HEADS

OH SNAP BIG LIZ JUST GOT SERVED

HOW WILL BIG LIZ RESPOND AND ON WHAT POOP MEME

BIG LIZ NEEDS TO RECORD A POOP MEME DISS TRACK STAT

THIS IS BIGGIE/PAC ALL OVER AGAIN

THANK YOU FERN/ELVIS, YOU REALLY UPPED THE ANTE OF THIS MEME BY STATING YOU WANT TO BE A *BIG* BIRD WITH DIARRHEA

SHOUT OUT TO GENE’S UNCLE

HARDLY A POOP MEME PASSES WITHOUT REMINISCING ABOUT GENE’S UNCLE

HE HAD A HEAD MADE FOR BIRD POOP

YOU’RE GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL FATHER JOHN ARTHUR WILLIAMS

MIGUEL CORTEZ AS A BIRD: THIS’LL TEACH 'EM TO WAKE UP AND FACE LIFE! (POOPS ON PERSON’S HEAD)

PERSON: OMG WTF I’VE BEEN POOPED ON I NEED TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS LIFE CHANGES

TEN YEARS LATER

PERSON: (IS NOW A CHARISMATIC CONGRESSMAN GIVING COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY) ... BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT I WOULD NEVER BE STANDING BEFORE YOU HERE TODAY, AWAKE AND FACING LIFE, WERE IT NOT FOR A BIRD THAT POOPED ON MY FACE. THANK YOU.

CONFUSED, SPORADIC APPLAUSE

MIGUEL CORTEZ AS A BIRD: (PERCHED ON A NEARBY TELEPHONE POLL DURING SPEECH, SMILES, FLIES AWAY INTO SUNSET)

GLENN: KAY, DID LARRY LOOK AT MY DANG LANDSCAPING PICS YET THEY ARE REALLY GREAT

KAY: I JUST REMINDED HIM TO ON THIS BIRD-SH*TTING MEME I SAW

GLENN: K COOL SEND HIM HUGS

LARRY: (ON FACEBOOK, DRINKING COFFEE) DAMMIT THAT IS SOME GOOD LANDSCAPING

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS A GOOD PUNKING ON THE POST TOASTIES IF YOU ASK ME